Fri, 27 November 2009 The Best Laid Plans Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving! We don't hate anybody. Just some of the things they do. Israel needs freedom of religion and the group Hiddush is all over it! Our friend Ray's plan for peace. Give peace a chance. And the article by Bradley Burston in Haaretz. Settlement freeze...Gilad Shalit talks freeze...must be winter already Move over Tel Aviv...the Golan Heights is coming!! Comments[2] | |
Fri, 20 November 2009 ENOUGH! Religious coercion how do I hate thee! Let me count the ways! When West becomes East. Someone needs a compass. Mofaz and his new reality show "The Biggest Loser"! Supreme court justice unclear on the concept that freedom is not for prisoners! Law makers unclear on the concept that there should be no hour minors can buy alcohol! Have a great Thanksgiving! Comments[3] | |
Sat, 14 November 2009 Down But Not Out Carol bounces back from surgery to podcasting. You can't keep a good podcaster down The Goldstone that won't go away The GA is a wrap Obama backs off Haredim protest against people that work And so much more.... Comments[1] | |
Fri, 6 November 2009 AN ADVENTURE IN TIME AND SPACE Time travel with us back to October 6th! We want our MTV! MTV Israel coming to a TV near us soon! Sacramento Kings for the win! At least one anyway! Omri Casspi is fierce! Gold versus Goldstone. Iran shipment of arms to Hezbollah foiled by Israel. New Hezbollah Tshirt- We wanted arms and all we got were guns and rockets! Budumchum! The waiter did it and other crimes recently solved in Israel. Our thoughts are with the victims of Fort Hood. Comments[4] | |
Fri, 30 October 2009 SEND US SOME REESE'S WHIPPS! IT'S HALLOWEEN!
Can we stop pretending to be happy about the rain yet? Israeli's are everywhere. Now they're even in the NBA! A Palestinian homosexual and a religious settler- no its not the start of a joke! Anything is possible in the land of the unbelievable. News Alert: Egypt slips and recognizes Israel as the Jewish State! Amnesty International fudges on the water issues and the media never bother to check. Brace yourselves! Charley and Carol ratchet it up a notch or two! Comments[8] | |
Fri, 23 October 2009 OFF THE CUFF AND INTO THE FRYING PAN
Who owned White Fang and who owned just plain Fang? When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie..thats Israelisms! Iran yada yada yada. Is there room in that report for Goldstone's ego? A little bit of good PR for Israel and the truth about the Temple Mount. Agreeing with LEIBERMAN and YOSSI SARID? Get me some Lithium coz I must be bipolar! A video you all need to see: UN Testimony
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Fri, 16 October 2009 TOW TO THE COW Human's versus felines. Kanye West meets Anne Frank. The inmates are running the asylum! All you need for justice is an automatic voting posse to back you up. Proof and fairness need not apply! Middle East Amnesia plagues the area. Latest victim is Turkey. How much can you get for a Feiglin? The Obama Effect- and we aren't talking about his good looks.
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Fri, 9 October 2009 NO BELL PEACH PIE (Hat tip Jawbone Radio) As if the Nobel prize in Chemistry was not enough for Israel we get some 4 for 4 NBA scoring from our very own Omri Casspi!Most of us had to look twice. Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize! Congratulations. Maybe the US administration should worry more about US anti Obama incitement. In the words of Jon Stewart 'Conservatives hate Obama more than they love their country" However far be it from us not to offer some advice. Hamas and Fatah reunion tour? The FOURTEENTH annual Save Al Aqsa From Danger Rally says it all! Ducking shoes Abbas pulls out an old trick from Arafat's goodie bag. Nominate Charley & Ray of the Israeli Palestinian Comedy tour for 2010 Nobel Prize for Peace! Spread the word!
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Fri, 2 October 2009 NAPTIME Yom Kippur down. Succot to go.<. What does Roman Polanski have to do with Ehud Barak and the Goldstone report? Hey we don't know either! Return of the Qassam. Sequel to Qassam's over Sderot. Hey look over here! How Iran plays the game. Egypt's biggest loser! The video of Gilad Shalit. A sign of life after 3 long years. And if you're into Superheroes, check out Lil Red's blog Comments[3] | |
Fri, 25 September 2009 IT'S YAM KIPPUR RETARD! The blessing of the Leonard Cohen! Is Beyonce far behind? The times they are a changing. Checkpoint Charley at Tzur Hadassah! What's wrong with Goldstone? Diagnosis: Terminal stupidity Bravo Bibi! Obama, Bibi & Abbas have a UN Tweetup! Gmar Chatima Tova! Chag Sameach!
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Fri, 18 September 2009 GET READY TO PARTY! We're going to party like its 5770! What am I? Chopped liver? Hey for once it wasn't Hezbollah! UNIFIL however is the same ol same ol. An Israeli tragedy. The death of Asaf Ramon son of Ilan Ramon an Israeli hero. Guilty! Now lets investigate! or How the UN deals with Israel. To all our listeners have a great year! We wish you health. All the rest will work itself out! FREE GILAD SHALIT! Comments[6] | |
Fri, 11 September 2009 EIGHT YEARS AFTER Look out Jerusalem! Here comes Charley and Carol! Torture worse than waterboarding. Where in the world was Bibi Netanyahu? What not to do if you think you might have swine flu. Its better to be a male in Gazan society says someone who has made the change. Anyone know where I can find some shmaltz? No seriously. Comments[1] | |
Fri, 4 September 2009 ENEMIES WITHIN Madonna makes Tel Aviv rock! Haredi land for peace deal. Is there one more Go To Jail card left in the deck for Leiberman? Negotiating with Hamas is the definition of insanity. Unfortunately for Gilad Shalit the government has been insane for 3 years and counting. Ethiopian children start school in Petach Tikva after a hard lesson in elitism. When is a freeze not really a freeze and how many ice cubes needed to keep it that way. Does Bibi see the real dangers as he focuses on Iran's nukes? We sure hope so.
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Sat, 29 August 2009 LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE #GiladShalit makes the trending topics on Twitter! Hey Meshaal, ever hear of the phone, an SMS or a tweet? Sweden- Just sue their pants off! Religous schools in Petach Tikva that have size issues as Ethiopian students just don't fit. Leiberman is the Foreign Minister from Bizarro World or should be. Why does education have to get political? Happy Birthday Judy! If you want to read Charley's last novel (unpublished as yet) it's posted on Authonomy. Leave comments and back it!
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Fri, 21 August 2009 PLANET ISRAELISMS The King of Ratings is dead. In your face Tel Aviv! Jerusalem 1st! The UN resolution against Hamas killing Gazan civilians...that never was. Mubarek goes to Washington. Law and Order: Waiting for the start in Israel. Netanyahu sure can pick em! No Mattress Sales here on Memorial Day! One of the few things we agreed on- Abbas and Bibi are no Begin and Sadat! Hats off to Rep Barney Frank
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Fri, 14 August 2009 STATISTICALLY SPEAKING What would you do when faced with the picture of spitting mad? Al Quds Army. A guilty party looking for a crime. Oy! Don't kiss the mezzuzah! Is it better to be legally or politically minded. Sheikh Jarrah revisited. Someone in Fatah finally puts the blame squarely where it belongs. The guitar hero of Ben Yehuda! Comments[3] | |
Fri, 7 August 2009 STARRING SAMANTHA! Sheikh Jarrah where history doesn't follow a straight line! A legal case that made world leaders with no regard for history react in knee jerk fashion. What a smart leader would have done. Tragedy in Tel Aviv. Murder at a GLBT center. A dog named Anwar. Fatah concludes Israel killed Arafat and now there will be an inquiry to see if there is any validity to their statement! And these guys are WINNING the PR war!!! Filed under DUH! HRW states that Hamas committed war crimes. Check out Religion_State Take 30 seconds and sign the petition for Gilad. Remember to use #israelisms in your tweets!
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Fri, 31 July 2009 REVERT BACK! Tisha B'Av and the birth of Charley. A coincidence? Where in the world is Avigdor Leiberman? NY Times pictures Betar Illit as an Israeli town who would pull up stakes for a peace deal. Who wants to bet on that? Hillary- Keep your defensive umbrella for a rainy day. Demonizing Obama? Is that really the way to go? In true Israelisms tradition Carol and Charley argue even when they are agreeing! Twitter about Israelisms! Use #israelisms when you do so we can keep track of comments. Comments[5] | |
Fri, 24 July 2009 UM BOP Haredi crank phone calls and why the Deputy Minister of Health is a crank! Justice is served up cold to a bad judge and the criminal he didn't convict. Whose East Jerusalem is it anyway! Bibi is losing his grip and so he tries to tighten it some more. Why isn't Gilad Shalit the flavor of the month like Iran seems to be? An excellent response to the response to the Cellcom commercial. Join the Israelisms twitter revolution! Tweet us your comments! Oh and in case I didn't get to mention it Free #gilad now! Comments[1] | |
Fri, 17 July 2009 TWO CONSENTING ADULTS Podcast history. Carol and Charley agree. At least for this week! Cover your ears! Carol slips up! Freak show on Ben Yehuda and we weren't part of it! Starve a child Feed the Eda Haredit?! Haredim desecrate Jerusalem. Where the next section of the security fence should go. A great Israeli commercial for a change. Props to cellcom! Instead of fasting for Gaza these Jews should be trying to free Gilad Shalit. Freeing Gilad will free Gaza.
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Fri, 10 July 2009 SWEET SIXTEEN We have a full house in the studio as we are joined by our niece Emma and her friend Tessa who are visiting Israel. Oh and Sam's with us too! Arielle makes a guest appearance so you see what we mean by full house. Tales of trekking through Israel by our intrepid 16 year old hikers. Bibi's 100. He didn't do it in 72! Hog Heaven in Israel. Is that kosher? Follow @freegilad on twitter. Mubarek and the G-8 talk but Hamas isn't listening.
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Fri, 3 July 2009 SLEEPLESS IN TZUR HADASSA We try to make podcast magic on 3 hours of sleep! Can someone remind me what we talked about on this podcast? Oh yeah, luggage, camp, honor among dogs,The Wizard of Oz, Karl Malden,when is an afternoon just 4pm and the 4th of July of course! Looking for something Israeli? Try chocolate burekas! Free #Gilad! Comments[2] | |
Fri, 26 June 2009 #GILAD Write on! Cleveland Jewish Schools! Waiter is that a roach in my food or is this a meeting of Shas MKs? Give the ultra orthodox enough targets and they may be too busy to notice the Gay Pride Parade in Jerusalem. One state, two states, Israeli state or Jewish state. Free Gilad Shalit and I'll go to the Kotel and pray in a skirt! Me (Carol) not Charley! Offer expires August 31st! Although if you'd rather see Charley in a skirt..... Happy Almost Birthday Sam! Comments[6] | |
Fri, 19 June 2009 ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEN The Iranian fight for democracy as seen on Twitter! If Bibi spoke while Obama was playing golf would anybody hear him? Teaching Bibi the art of tennis. Back hand that ball into THEIR court if you wanna win the game. The religion of fashion. Singing MK's from Kadima. That's right. Do not adjust your reading glasses! Read Carol's article on Why I Moved To Israel Comments[13] | |
Fri, 12 June 2009 THEY PAVED PARADISE Charley and Carol boldly go where no man has gone before! 89 year old antisemite goes on a shooting spree at the Holocaust Museum in DC and NO it wasn't former President Jimmy Carter! Leiberman and Yisrael Beitanu are all bark and no bite. Gay Pride Parade in Tel Aviv! Eli Yishai unclear on the concept. Wants people to parade in private! The mayor of Jerusalem has forgotten who put him in office and folds in the face of Haredi violence. Obviously its better to have cars just drive around and around on Shabbat! Comments[17] | |
Fri, 5 June 2009 CHARLEY HUSSEIN WARADY The world is divided into 2 groups of people. And then there's Carol. Hussein goes to the mountain. Obama's speech on the mount! Well Cairo. What did he just say? or Did we all hear the same speech? Israeli entertainer upset when he learns what his name means in English. Im Tirtzue. The new zionists with the cool T shirts. I want one!
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Fri, 29 May 2009 I'M NOT BIBI! We celebrate Shavuot also known as Lactose Tolerance Day! Jerusalem Tweetup fun in the Armenian Quarter of the Old City! Dad, What's Gonorrhea? Tel Aviv parties "all night long"! Abbas trying to peddle Pan Arab Peace in Washington. And Carol is NOT Bibi! ( She represents the SMART right leaning public) Happy Birthday Jessica!
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Fri, 22 May 2009 MAD WORLD America got it wrong! But we're really mad at Haaretz and Channel 10 for spoiling the Idol results. Charley is mad at Bibi. I'm mad at the new PA plan of Muslim rule for the Old City dressed up as a compromise. We are NOT mad at the High Court for ruling in favor of government funding for Reform and Conservative conversions. We are NOT mad at the FBI for the great job in stopping a terrorist attack against a Jewish Center in Riverdale. But I am just a little mad @avidichter for not following me!
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Fri, 15 May 2009 SO THE POPE AND BUNNIE COME TO ISRAEL Whether you are killed or murdered the bottom line is you are still not here. The Pope speaks at Yad Ve Shem. The taking of Ramat Aviv. The blacks are coming. No NOT those blacks! Bibi does Egypt! The enemy of our enemy becomes our friend. All eyes on Washington as Bibi goes to meet the first US President with the comedic timing of a pro. Is Bibi out of his league?
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Fri, 8 May 2009 WE ACT LIKE WE'RE 4! Sam I Am is here with us to celebrate. People you don't meet on a train. Carol's almost tweet up! Leiberman stars in AN ISRAELI IN PARIS and other European countries. When Bibi meets Obama. All eyes on the White House. If you have bad hair work for Shas! Comments[11] | |
Sat, 2 May 2009 ISRAEL AND THE JUICE We remember all the soldiers who sacrificed their lives so that we could have a podcast called Israelisms! 61 years old and still optimistic. The State not us! If Leiberman can make the top 100 is Charley not far behind? Hamthrax on rye hold the pickle. What's the meaning of all this Jew talk or as Ray would say- " I didn't know they were Jews I just thought they were Jew-ish! Comments[5] | |
Sat, 25 April 2009 @carolw from @charley w LANGUAGE! Getting ready for flag hanging here in the lone star state! What does it mean for Israel to be a Jewish State and why is it important? Durban 2 and why sequels suck. Why the Eyew should not base its ties to Israel on the conflict with the Palestinians. Leiberman is a moderate? IDF probe of Gaza Operation. For some its only a good probe if we are guilty of something.
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Fri, 17 April 2009 THE MONKEY SHEIKH We reminisce about the good old old days of our first visit to Israel. Carol rivals Dan Quayle in a momentary spelling brain freeze. We both enjoy watching from the sidelines as Egypt takes on Nasrallah. Charley has a theory. The BBC admits mistakes with regards to Israel?? Hell hasn't even frozen over!! Follow Sam on twitter.@samanthawarady and vote for Adam Lambert on Idol for us! Take a look at our new promo video thanks to Tvindy!
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Fri, 10 April 2009 THE DAY AFTER Post Seder food hangover for Charley and Carol. We take family time and Skype to the extreme. Birkat Hachama! Let the sunshine! Every 28 years its back where it started from and we are thankful. Everyone please toss a bucket of water in the Kinneret! Now everyones lawn will look like ours!! Is Haaretz becoming the new Foxnews of the left? And the band did not play on. The PA stops the music. Happy Passover and Happy Easter. Pick one! Comments[5] | |
Fri, 3 April 2009 OLMERT IS NOT THE PRIME MINISTER! HAS A NICE RING TO IT! Happy Birthday Tel Aviv! Olmert did it his way. Bibi gives good speech. And Livni! Who was that masked woman! The fun with Leiberman begins. Tragedy in Bat Ayin. Be a Passover rebel. Eat rice! And remember, a vote for Adam Lambert is a vote for Israelisms! Vote and vote often! Comments[2] | |
Fri, 27 March 2009 WE DIGRESS AND REGRESS BACK! Holy Rockin Robin Batman this podcast is a twitter! Bibi vs Barak- Its almost a TKO for Bibi! The media is playing Deal or No Deal with the Shalit deal. When is a police commander a child? When Hamas says so! The Haifa Mall that almost was no more. And remember that a vote for Adam Lambert on Idol is a vote for Israelisms!
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Fri, 20 March 2009 THIS IS YOUR CENSOR CALLING! Wonderphone mania! Dealing with the ugly side of war. Lets do it and do it right. The UN and what they want to believe. What happens when Hamas themselves proves them wrong....absolutely nothing. Gilad Shalit. 1000 days. Hamas dictates the rules of this twisted game and our government agreed to play along. A trial for Katzav is on the way...finally. Will a fortnight be enough? Here's the link for the YouTube video that Arielle took ISRAEL BUS DANCER Comments[4] | |
Fri, 13 March 2009 BAH HUMBUG! A great Purim was not had by all especially our dog Elvis. Some people should be fined for being stupid. Sex lies and our former President. What NOT to do when faced with criminal accusations. The Palestinians support of Hamas instead of a leadership that will lead them to a better life. Charley awaits the rise and spectacular fall of Bibi and his rightist coalition. Swedes gone wild. Gilad Shalit. Day 992. May he be freed before it reaches 1000. Comments[11] | |
Fri, 6 March 2009 HAPPY HYPOCRISY WEEK Tonka toys for Palestinians. To help them act out their aggressions and save lives! What's worse- A) Holding the money to rebuild Gaza until there is a real cease fire or B} Rebuild and bomb it again when they continue to launch rockets at us. We report. You decide! Leiberman wants his cake and he will eat it too! An officer but not a gentleman. Is it the lap dance or the lie? Get out your costumes and your alcoholic beverage of choice and party like its Purim! Chag Sameach everyone!
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Fri, 27 February 2009 HUNKERING DOWN Is it the bad weather or the future coalition that makes us feel the need to hunker down. The thug blinks first in a stand off with Shas. Sing it loud sing , it proud. The ladies pray at the Western Wall and they were not silent about it. Waltz With Bashir is a winner in our book. If you could ask Hillary Clinton a question what would it be? Comments[12] | |
Fri, 20 February 2009 IF YOU SAY POTATO WHY DO WE SAY PATATO? Carol is not IN SYNC. She is more like a member of the MONKEE'S! The Ultra Orthodox have become pirates in Mea Shearim. Aaar matey! Under the WTF were you thinking category- The United Nations of course. Seating arrangements for the next knesset. Who will be sitting at the head table? No matter where you sit. To the right or to the left. Lets bring Gilad Shalit home already!
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Fri, 13 February 2009 ITS NOT OUR FAULT... ITS THE STINKIN SYSTEM Of all the things the Brits left behind that we use why or why the parliamentary system of government.And of course we had to put our own twist on it! Lieberman as finance minister??!! Evidently he has more money to clean. Peres gets to pick the winner. And that could mean that the loser actually wins! Is your head spinning yet? Shas proves they are Satanists. Fitting for this Friday the thirteenth. Place your bets as to which of Charley's scenarios pans out. Whatever happens will you be my Valentine? Comments[19] | |
Fri, 6 February 2009 CHARLES IN CHARGE Charley's adventures in the shuk or is it souk and if its souk then why is it pronounced shuk? Carol gets lost wandering down memory lane. Get out the vote. Charley reveals who he picks. Carol pleads for help. In either case 'Buckle your seatbelts, its going to be a bumpy flight!" Hey, I want Charles in charge of me! If you haven't already....sign the petition Comments[14] | |
Fri, 30 January 2009 VOTING ANXIETY How we wish it would rain. What's 3% of next to nothing? Help Carol choose- Who should she vote for? We'll tally the votes and may the best candidate win! The Turkish President faces off with Shimon Peres. Who's your mama? Legal precedent to be set in Israel. Comments[13] | |
Fri, 23 January 2009 JUST JACK Our old friend Jack steals the show as we comment on his comment and others like him. Charley helps keep Austin weird! No good deed goes unpunished. Hat advice from Aretha and other inaugural tidbits. Who is the new guy in the middle east? A little bit of truth comes out of Gaza. Comments[43] | |
Fri, 16 January 2009 THE DOUBLE STANDARD
We get some female bonding going on as Sam joins me for the podcast.
No nurses caps for this Florence Nightengale!
Where is the thin line between freedom of speech and being part of the government you want to destroy.
The antisemites show there true faces in the demonstrations against the Gaza op.
The standard by which we are judged, would you like it applied to you?
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Fri, 9 January 2009 STANDING STRONG Joe The Plumber is coming to fix our garbage disposal. Rockets from Lebanon hit the North f Israel and Hezbollah is quick to say "it ain't me babe." It was Hamas in Lebanon which is to say Iran. Ceasefire? Israel still hasn't found what its looking for. The crimes of Hamas. Join Charley's facebook group and find out more. Our hats off to the strength the citizens of the south and all the citizens whose sons and brothers and husbands are fighting to protect us. Watch this video Comments[18] | |
Fri, 2 January 2009 THE SEVENTH DAY On the seventh day Israel cannot rest. Seven days ago Israel launched a major offensive against the Hamas government in Gaza. Rockets land in Beer Sheva and Ashdod. How many seconds do you have to seek shelter. 15, 30, or 45 seconds. Cyber terrorists strike Ynet. What do we want- Three no's- no more rockets, no more bombings and no more arming of Hamas. Wanted- Supervisor for Hamas Any takers? Oh and Woy Woy Woy we are 200 episodes old! We thank you all for listening and having fun with a couple of crazy people from Israel. Special Guest Appearance by RAY HANANIA, of The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour Comments[24] | |
Fri, 26 December 2008 HAPPY NEW YEAR! Happy New Year, everybody. Yisrael Chazaka could be a party of choice It's still raining Kassams down south Two Thumbs Up for "Angels In America". I know....we're late Comments[10] | |
Fri, 19 December 2008 WE NEED A MIRACLE! Its hard all over and Fonzie's scheming isn't helping! Labor preaches safe sex! and other ridiculous campaign tactics. No more ceasefire. Hey the media and the politicians said there was one. Have they ever lied to us before?! Oh who are they kidding. Why us thats who! We disagree on the fundamental way to change the dynamic in Gaza and we do what we do best when we disagree. How do you say lawsuit in Russian? A tragedy this week as 24 Russian tourists are killed in a bus crash. Happy Chanukah, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all you guys!
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Sat, 13 December 2008 ONE FISH TWO FISH Carol may once again be stylish as The Gap and H&M will be coming to Israel. It's the election stupid! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Israeli politics and some things you'll wish you didn't. And no the Governor of Illinois did not get his political start in Israel!
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Fri, 5 December 2008 THE FIRST ANNUAL REALLY BIG MEAL DAY Charley is declared the funniest comedian in Israel! Sam gets an Italian cat. The House of contention- no it is not our house! Flames in Hebron and inflammatory language in the studio as we talk about the anti zionist radical right in Hebron. Eviction or evacuation- you say tomato.....
Election 2009 A fair and balanced discussion- no really! Special thanks to @ Rachky for the cornbread recipe! Comments[12] | |
Fri, 28 November 2008 YES WE CAN! Charley sticks to his guns and his mission to Stop Shas one facebook member at a time. Shas in the mean time gives him plenty of ammunition as Rabbi Yosef once again shows how dangerous he can be to Israeli society. Madness in Mubai has us glued to the TV The UN had a party and we were NOT invited. Jerusalem returns to the zionists! Bibi tries dazzling the public with the rock stars of Israeli politics. And tomorrow November 29th is the day we made it on the map! Take that Ahmadinejad! Comments[7] | |
Fri, 21 November 2008 STOP SHAS! I blame Obama! Check out Charley's new facebook group here. Stop Shas! This weeks poll has Bibi on top of Tzipi...;-)! Just say no to Durban II Are the patriarchs rolling over in their graves at the events in Hebron? No divine inspiration for Shas as they steal Obama's campaign slogan. Have a great week you guys! Comments[4] | |
Sat, 15 November 2008 THE 64 CRAYOLA CRAYON QUESTION? If Meretz is the new Labor Party then is Labor the new Likud? Where will the madness end? Another member of Shas gets the Go Directly to Jail card for fraud. Hope remains eternal in Jerusalem. Nir Barkat wins the election. Can he save the city? Hamas breaks the ceasefire. No options to renew included in the lease at this time. Olmert tries to ruin Kadima and Livni. Can someone please arrest him already?,p> Gilad Shalit forced to wait till February. Shame on all who can fight for him but do not. Good by to the visiting Warady Tribe. It was a blast! Comments[5] | |
Fri, 7 November 2008 CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON! The world celebrates Obama. However not as much as the Warady clan! Late night to early morning crazy insomnia fun was had by all. After catching up on sleep we continue to party with the family. I can't believe how much I have been eating. Jews and food...who would have thought! Thunder and lightning in the White House. How will our election look? Lots of advice from our panel of experts! The cease fire has been broken. Anyone got any super glue or masking tape handy? We remember Rabin. CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA! You are again the place where anything is possible! Comments[10] | |
Fri, 31 October 2008 ROCK THE VOTE AND VOTE FOR OBAMA! Shas wants to know what it can do for you! The Taxpayers revolt coming to the knesset nearest you! Porush wants secular Jews in Jerusalem. Actually just their money. The left's Jerusalem conundrum. Barkat or Porush? They should just all VOTE FOR OBAMA! Don't forget to check Charley out on the web election eve. AND VOTE FOR OBAMA. OBAMA- HE IS GOOD FOR THE JEWS and all of America! Happy Halloween. Eat plenty of candy and VOTE FOR OBAMA! Comments[6] | |
Sat, 25 October 2008 MURDER AND MAYHEM Murder/suicide case grabs the nations attention. People want to know why. Nasrallah eats some bad hummus and he who should not be named will not be named anymore. How many saints are needed to go marching in? Shas is officially in bed with Netanyahu. And I thought they were against gay marriage! Our family is in town! Let the merry making and mayhem commence! | |
Fri, 17 October 2008 STOP THE COWS! A veritable hodge podge of Israeli delights & a little Obama mania For good measure. Election fever here(Israel) there (Jerusalem) and everywhere (USA) And you thought you have job pressures- look at poor Hassan Nasrallah. Note to PFLP- Think twice before you mess with Yvette. Pirates of the Caribbean Israeli style. Win lunch with Carol! No rules. Just cash up front! | |
Sat, 11 October 2008 IT'S YAM KIPPUR RETARD! Fast? What fast? It's all about the food. Next up- Sukkot. Telephone booth's and restaurant booths do not apply. The stone that lit the match. Riots in Akko. Or how many akko's to a dunam. Twenty five more days. Will Charley make it? Happy Birthday Michael, Michelle and Rachky! | |
Fri, 3 October 2008 OUR REWARD IS IN HEAVEN Grace and intelligence beats out six pack joe and the soccer moms. A surge of our own. The financial crisis leads to a new surge in virulent antisemitism. Collective punishment in Jerusalem? Rightists have been wrongest. And Carol does it.....AGAIN! G'mar chatima tova. May you all be written in the book of life. | |
Sat, 27 September 2008 NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S Happy New Year almost. The preparations begin in the Warady household. Carol promises to make amends to Charley for 28 years of suffering. Vigilantes not wanted. Sir Paul McCartney may have the answer to the hummus wars. Will he reveal his secret? Are Shasniks afraid of Charley? Are we crazy for getting up at 4am? TO ALL OUR LISTENERS WE WISH A HAPPY HEALTHY NEW YEAR. | |
Fri, 19 September 2008 PRIMARY COLORS Red would be the color of the faces of the polling companies who all got it wrong on the primary results. And the networks who couldn't wait fifteen minutes in their bid to outdo each other. Green is for Shas because its the color of money. Well in the US at least! Yellow is for Netanyahu and the Likud who want elections now under the premise of democracy and the fact they all have amnesia about Israeli history. They are afraid Tzipi just might put it all together. Instead they'll refer to her as a "girl" -tactics of scaredy cats. Blue is for Tzipi! The true blue hope of a nation! | |
Fri, 12 September 2008 GENERAL HOSPITAL Luke and Laura played by Charley and Carol go to the hospital so Luke (Charley) can have a CT scan. Laura (Carol) prays for a bout of amnesia. No McDreamies or McSteamies in this episode. There's an opening on the psych ward for Ahmadenijad. CSI:TEL AVIV The body of four year old Rose has been found. Deri adds more spice to the pot that is the Jerusalem mayoral campaign but it could lead to food poisoning which means a trip to the ER and George Clooney doesn't work there anymore. | |
Fri, 5 September 2008 THE MUPPET SHOW We left the sealed room this week and ventured out for a stroll in the Mamilla Mall and dinner at Dolphin Yam. One thing leads to another as Sarkozy visits Damascus. We get to talk about Gilad Shalit, Hezbollah's threats, Iran and Gaza. Not politics as usual as the race for mayor of Jerusalem heats up. We provide the balance for Fox News as we talk about what we think of Palin and McCain. | |
Fri, 29 August 2008 A GOOD THING IN A SHORT PACKAGE Just a slightly shorter cast this week as our battery runs out. We fit it ALL in. A tragedy grips the public here. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction and harder to follow as we learn about the death of a four year old girl. Hamas ups the ante in their game of Lets Make A Deal. Behind door #1 is Gilad Shalit who has celebrated his third birthday as a captive held by Hamas. Iran sets up a missile system in its suburb, Lebanon as protection for Teheran from an Israeli or US strike. We are without a government to deal with the real threat from Iran. The Voice of Peace sails on. Abie Natan dies at age 81. Thanks El Gecko!
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Fri, 22 August 2008 NOT MUCH GREY MATTER LEFT Its the bronze age for the seafaring people of Israel. Shimon Peres actually can remember the Bronze Age as we wish him a happy 85th birthday! Hezbollah no I mean Lebanon oops I think Hezbollah is threatening Israel. Its actually all one and the same now. Hamas steps on Egypt's last nerve. MePeace reviewed. Chastity belts in Mea Shearim as they return to the dark ages. The Mod Squad faces arrest causing unrest in the hood. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUDY! | |
Fri, 15 August 2008 GEORGIA ON MY MIND Charley worries about friends in Atlanta and the break away southern states. The politics of an Israeli education. What's hot and what's not. Talansky and The Order of the FBI. How much money is he hiding in his chamber of secrets? Still waiting for Gilad Shalit. Maybe by November. This episode brought to you by Charley the good uncle and the stylish Aunt Carol. | |
Fri, 8 August 2008 JUST HAVING FUN Every once in a while we just have fun with the podcast and that's what we did this week. Samantha joined us. We talked some politics and some funny stories. A new children's book with an important message. And Carol doesn't know her own kids. Enjoy!! | |
Fri, 1 August 2008 SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY Lets look at video of Olmerts journey as he leaves us ( I hope!) on Israeli Idol- The Politicians Edition Survey says! Livni for the win! What are da boyz planning to cook up in the back room. Are we smarter than Hamas? An interesting article from the son of a Hamas commander in the Haaretz magazine. We feed back to a listener and Charley pushes the limits right over the edge. | |
Fri, 25 July 2008 HA-PPINESS! Obama mania comes to Israel. How can you not vote for a man who can execute a 3 point shot from the corner? Nothing but net! Men behaving badly. Israeli's and Arabs. Even worse the government behaves badly making Ultra Orthodox schools culturally unique. Its the new euphemism for making legal what the governments past and present have been doing illegally and with our money! Gilad's comrades are discharged from the army at the end of their service. They have not forgotten him. A little irony to top things off. Aviv Geffen writes a song for Gilad Shalit. | |
Fri, 18 July 2008 NO DIRECTION HOME Private Benjamin gets discharged. Arielle is now a civilian. Israelisms goes to Sundance! The fate of our kidnapped soldiers is confirmed as our nation mourns their deaths. Samir Kuntar reveals the truth. The conflict with Lebanon/Hezbollah/Iran is not over. Their bloodlust continues. The implications for Gilad Shalit. Olmert: Game Over! The Kuntar Video What the Arab world had to say and what the international community didn't. | |
Fri, 11 July 2008 AMERICA! LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT?! Dual loyalties or dueling loyalties? Hey we didn't make the rules. BBQ ala Olmert. No ceasing the firing so its time to follow the money and put the squeeze on Hamas. How about Iran just photoshops a nuke instead of the real thing. Invited to our wedding- don't forget your credit card. | |
Fri, 4 July 2008 RETURN OF THE JET-I! Our favorite jet setter Charley is home. Sam drops in for a visit. Happy Birthday Samantha, Arielle & America! Future implications of the deal with Hezbollah and the only remaining Lebanese prisoner. A new guide for voting in Israel. The latest terror attack. Instead of going postal he went construction?! | |
Fri, 27 June 2008 NO INTRODUCTION NEEDED!
Gay pride parade brings the colors of the rainbow to Jerusalem.
How do you get from Nablus Gate to Damascus Gate? Possibly through Britain.
We have been waiting for Gilad Shalit for two years. Bring him home now.
Olmert gets cold feet in deal with Hezbollah. Olmert can be strong and determined when it comes to his career. Barak willing to run away with tail between legs to save his career.
Cease fire? Who had Tuesday in the pool?
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Sat, 21 June 2008 DEAL OR NO DEAL?
Carol flies solo this week as she rants about Israel's inability to bargain with used car salesmen from Hamas and Hezbollah.
Enjoy as in mid rant Carol looses her train of thought!
What is Carol's favorite pet name for Samir Kuntar?
Shimon Peres has still got it.
Is the rumor true that Tvindy from Brazilianisms tracked down child abuser Rabbi Chen?
Here's hoping that three families in Israel get peace of mind and joy in their lives. | |
Fri, 13 June 2008 HURRY UP! We're in a hurry because the battery is about to go. So, it's kind of a short one. But we still have a chance to talk about Israelis For Obama Olmert not stepping down And all sorts of stuff | |
Fri, 6 June 2008 TOMMY, WE HARDLY KNEW YE Tommy Lapid passes away - always outspoken, never boring...we will miss him Summer has arrived and the yearly Gay Pride Parade debate has started Hamas can't see the target for the trees If Tzipi Livni is Agent 99...does that make Olmert Maxwell Smart? | |
Fri, 30 May 2008 SHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO ABC News radio finally goes to the expert. They couldn't find him so they went to Charley Charley is unemployed and Carol is overemployed Olmert, Olmert, and more Olmert Talk, talk, and more talk | |
Fri, 23 May 2008 SPINNING WHEEL GOT 2GO ROUND Spinology - the science of creating something from nothing
Spinologist - anyone who works for Olmert Syrian Spin - We get the Golan for free! Palestinian Spin - We are the stars of the show...see this week's episode of The Love Boat Unsuccessful Spin - Mohammed al Dura unravels | |
Fri, 16 May 2008 IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR Arielle, Samantha, Carol, and Charley sit around the table and talk about stuff. News of the day, news of the their lives, and no discernible direction. Hope you enjoy listening as much as we had making it for you. | |
Sun, 11 May 2008 THIS JUST IN #1 Welcome to our vidcast!! Here Carol and Charley get a chance to let loose a little and have some fun. Hope you have fun watching! | |
Fri, 9 May 2008 FINAL JEOPARDY ANSWER: "WHO IS JACKIE MASON?" Israel's Independence Day..."...something unpredictable, but in the end is right..." Olmert..."...will he stay or will he go now?..." In Beirut..."...everybody was Kung Fu fighting..." Israeli inventions..."Wii will, wii will rock you..." | |
Fri, 2 May 2008 A BI GEZUNDT We remember Holocaust Remembrance Day What happened to the Jews of North Africa during the Holocaust 60 Years After...the brave doctors and nurses of Hadassah Har Hatzofim remembered Hats off to Yossi Harel - commander of the Exodus, who died this week What we'd like to forget: Benizri has to go to jail and can't pass go...Olmert in the hot seat again...UNIFIL is full of crap... | |
Fri, 25 April 2008 It's A Hot One The show that asks the question...can sex sell Israel? Are old Jewish men really a danger to the US? Does Assad have any honor to defend? Hamas, what's up with them? And finally, how many minutes of oxygen does a sealed room really have? And....here's Sam's movie!
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Fri, 18 April 2008 HAPPY PASSOVER! Chag Sameach, and a Happy Pesach from the Israelisms crew of Charley, Carol, Samantha, and Arielle. Charley is back again and is tired...again Jimmy Carter is making his rounds...woo hoo! JStreet makes its bid to be an alternate AIPAC And Carol and Charley talk about who has better PR and why?
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Fri, 11 April 2008 THE SHOW MUST GO ON! Arielle earns her bribe by filling in for Charley. She is one of my two FAVORITE daughters! Will love conquer all and will the marriage last as two young Haredim get married despite the protests. Katzav decides to roll the dice. Olmert makes more empty statements as we are faced with another terror attack. Hamas fakes it ala When Harry Met Sally. Can't wait till Charley gets back so he can help me clean! Oh and do the show!
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Fri, 4 April 2008 When Irish Eyes Are Smiling Charley visited the emerald Isle with the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour Who really is the most stupid person in the room? The foxes are guarding the hen house in the next UN conference on racism Should you be able to sell bread on Passover in Israel? How do you keep the "Jewish" in the Jewish State? Tension on the Syrian border...Oh just take a pill!! Here is Ray Hanania's response to the article blasting the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour in the Houston student paper and the Electric Intifada.
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Sat, 29 March 2008 On With The Show Charley returns! Tales of the tour. Up close and personal with a Gazan Lights out in Tel Aviv Nyet, nyet, Leiberman CSI: Israel...new DNA database Organ donations and how dead is dead? And Charley is off again and this time to Dublin, Ireland but will be back for the show. Jet lag? What jet lag? | |
Fri, 21 March 2008 FAMILY TIES
Sam fills in for Charley on this edition of Israelisms. Happy Purim and Good Friday or is it good that its Friday!? Either way we both agree TGIF! McCain in Sderot and German Chancellor Merkel in the Knesset. Podcasting tips for Bin Laden. Is Syria serious? Say it three times fast! We get gift baskets from Gaza for Purim. Too bad they're sent with qassams. Haven't they heard of fed ex- When you positively have to get it there the same day?! And what are they cooking up in Gaza? So many work accidents in so many days. It can't be good! Charley come home! | |
Mon, 17 March 2008 I DID IT! Carol triumphs over technology! And she discovers she can talk for a half hour straight!Holy cow! Sam versus Al Jezeera. The new Israeli and Hamas game. Deal or No Deal. Fun for the whole family! Honeymoon in Paris for Peres. Is a representative government on the way or will the messiah get here first? Can Arielle be bribed? Oh who are we kidding. I miss Charley !
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Fri, 7 March 2008 THIRD YEAR'S A CHARM Tough love from the Peanut Gallery The whole crew is together for the Anniversary Show! Terrorist attack in Jerusalem...bombing in Sderot...ya know.... Samantha discovers a new singing sensation...Gal Fisher, singing Ayn Li Kesef B'kisism (No money in my pocket) .......in memory of...... | |
Fri, 29 February 2008 Unresolved A peek behind our on-air personalities...oh hell, what you hear is what you get Canada needs to learn geography The survey says...what Israeli voters are thinking...or not What Shas is willing to do for Rabbi Yosef? From Gaza With Love...to Sderot..and Ashkelon. How do we stop this lovefest? Next week is the Big 3! Our 3 Year Anniversary! TELL US WHAT YOU THINK! Warning: Almost intolerable humming at around the 30 minute mark. Sincerest apologies, and I know what I did wrong. It always takes me a couple weeks to get these new things right. (you should listen to the first few podcasts when we first got our fancy mics and mixing board....ouch)
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Fri, 22 February 2008
THEY'RE BAAAAAACK Trying out Garage Band on Carol's new Mac. Needs some fine tooooning. Charley's whirl-wind tour...stories from the road And the nominee is....... Terrorist cars need better safety features! Presidential candidates....who's good for the Jews? | |
Sun, 17 February 2008 It just didn't work with what we tried by recording Skype. And then time constraints for Carol and Charley and the whole weirdness of it....we think it's best to wait until Friday when we can give you the great Israelisms you're used to.
Thanks so much for hanging in there with us, and we realize the streak has ended...but let a new streak begin!
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Thu, 14 February 2008 Charley is flying to Los Angeles so we have to wait a bit to do the podcast. Hang in there. Saturday will be just as good! Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:27 PM | |
Fri, 8 February 2008 Pre-Game Jitters Charley's bags are packed and some US colleges may never be the same Speaking of college - Israel uses medical marijuana! Hamas could use some as they up the threats and up the rocket barrages on Sderot The IDF retaliates because of the qassams that injured two girls The Official Endorsement: ISRAELISMS BACKS OBAMA causing the Clinton campaign to fall apart Follow Charley around at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website. | |
Fri, 1 February 2008 Winograd Report And Other Snowjobs We're melting! Once again some terrorists inconvenience Charley The report is in and everyone is talking Egypt will reseal the border with Gaza...if Hamas lets them And speaking of Hamas - they make us an offer we CAN refuse Attack on the Israeli embassy in Mauritania? Follow Charley's tour at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website! | |
Fri, 25 January 2008 Miss Congeniality Oh...Canada! Two words for Turkey The UN should watch Fox News and learn the term "fair and balanced" 4200 Red (luft) Balloons in the New York sky Thousands of Gazans go shopping in Egypt Nasrallah is the new Frankenstein The ultra-orthodox of Bet Shemesh do the right thing And we get ready for the Red Carpet! Read about Charley (kinda) in the LA Times | |
Fri, 18 January 2008 The Triumphant Return After a great show in Chicago, Charley returns to HSW (home, sweet home). Carol brings us up to speed with everything missed. And it's nice to be back in the freezing cold studio! Here's something for your viewing pleasure! Comments[13] | |
Fri, 11 January 2008 Live From Chicago......NOT! But we had a backup plan and here it is. Just to let you know...Chicago has been great so far and we'll tell you about it next week! | |
Fri, 4 January 2008 North By Northwest Carol's past returns to haunt her Iowa picks Obama and Huckabee...Who should Israelisms pick? Charley finds "the majority" to be complacent...maybe if it was a Facebook app... Five agorot for your thoughts - not anymore! Law & Order...and Nablus No lip reading on the Temple Mount and no parking in Jerusalem when Bush is here. How much potassium nitrate in your coffee?...and other trends from Gaza And it's off to Chicago!! | |
Fri, 28 December 2007 HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Our last podcast....for 2007! This isn't a wrap-up podcast and we don't go over the past year. We don't talk about the things we covered in 2007, and there are no New Year's resolutions. We talk about a funeral! In memory of Yosef Mintz. He had a big influence on Carol's life, and we attended his funeral. We talk about the differences in funerals here and getting together with some old friends. 
And of course there's talk about Hamas and Olmert and the usual suspects. Also, there is a new political party in town and it was started by us! Check it out on Facebook and it's called Harove (the Majority). Happy New Year, everybody. Let's have a great 2008 together. | |
Fri, 21 December 2007 It's A Wonderful Life 'Tis the season! Pilgrims in proper American pilgrim's attire make their way to Bethlehem as Charley & Carol have plans as well Haim Ramon makes an indecent proposal - or rather a deal - to get his proposal through the Knesset Sderot suffers, but the terrorists suffer more (we hope) You can't take the Jewish out of the Jewish State although Adalah and the Roman Catholic leader i Jerusalem want to try What's a "family" these days, anyway - same sex couples can adopt children Charley disagrees with Yoel Marcus and hell did NOT freeze over!! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!....from where it all began | |
Fri, 14 December 2007 The Big Fish Max's road to recovery. Do Israeli baseball players use steroids? These and other questions remain unanswered in an exclusive interview with a player on the Bet Shemesh Blue Sox!! Hamas has big plans for the Israeli public. Wish we could have gotten some of what the people in Gaza were treated to...How often is THAT ever said! The Chief Rabbi and Hasan Nasrallah both having a bad day. Two states for one people? The anti-Jewish state solution. And it's a GOLD ribbon for Jerusalem....duuuuuh! | |
Fri, 7 December 2007 CHAPPY CHANUKAH Sufganyot and beating the Greeks....again The best kept secret in Haifa revealed! Tie a yellow ribbon round the old city... Abbas needs a blood transfusion thanks to Egypt and Saudi Arabia Hamas upgrades and the PA has a radio contest. For $150, Alex, the question is, "Who heroically invaded half of Europe?" The abortion issue reaches Israel - like we don't have enough conflict! And who is NOT in the film about Reform Jews making aliyah? Samantha joins us, so you know it's gonna be good!! | |
Sat, 1 December 2007 The After-Show Show We're on the road! We do most of this show after the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour's show at the Ambassador Hotel in Jerusalem. We talk with Samantha, Ray Hanania, and special guest star of this tour, Sherif Hedayat! Nothing like a bunch of comedians getting together after a show. Here are a few pics for you. 
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Fri, 23 November 2007 HAPPY SHOPPING DAY! While everyone in the States is busy shopping, we here are sending our leaders to Annapolis and we'll probably all get a tee shirt saying "My Prime Minister went to Annapolis and all we got is this lousy tee shirt". Guydamak thinks he deserves Jerusalem. Peres keeps his sense of humor in front of stripped down protesters earning him a visit from Seinfeld here on a 3 day tour of Israel. We finally get to turf a pedophile back to the States. An Arab teacher at Sapir College thinks he is teaching politics instead of film. Israeli ingenuity - a new anti-hijacker ID system coming to our space. Check out our Blog!! And read the review of Israelisms Podcast in Podcast User Magazine!! | |
Fri, 16 November 2007 Kramer Vs. Kramer Warady family mash up of a crazy Friday morning. Peres talks Turkey. Israel and the PA want to move on down the road and start at the end witha a final status agreement before going back to the future and the first steps of the road map. The Thrilla In Manilla...The Rumble In The Jungle...Carol vs. Charley on if the PA needs to recognize Israel as the Jewish State. Meanwhile in Gaza....Hamas puts the screws to Fatah and we fix the electricity in Gaza...makes perfect sense. Arab-Israeli students in Haifa University embrace radical Islam, while other Arab-Israelis in Kfar Kassem demonstrate for the release of the kidnapped soldiers. | |
Fri, 9 November 2007 The Yellow Brick Road Map Follow the Yellow Brick Road Map....to Annapolis New game show...Who Wants To Become An Israeli?! Carol's and Charley's twisted sense of humor...REVEALED! Can our government reform itself? Hezbollah flexes its muscles in the Mr Middle East Competition. Bet Shemesh Battle Royale...taking back the streets MAZAL TOV TO LEN AND NORA ON #6!! Final song is by PABLO ROSENBERG. | |
Fri, 2 November 2007 Wait And See Thirty years have passed since Sadat's memorable visit and what do we have to show for it? A November Summit Of Futility; Hamas threatening attacks and takeover of the West Bank; and of course seven tunnels for arms smuggling between Gaza and Egypt. Not what Sadat had in mind. Hezbollah...To Tel Aviv and BEYOND!! Arab - Israeli identity crisis Peki'in or Peking....DUCK! Betar Illit: Prelude to Jerusalem Is Bethlehem a Christian ghost town? Hats off to Yisrael Poliakov and Robert Goulet I know...I know...it was Jack Jones who sang the Love Boat song. Final song is by MOSH BEN ARI, and the song is called "Massah U'matan" (Negotiation) | |
Fri, 26 October 2007 CSI: SYRIA The Homefront: Arielle's studying method; Elvis spotted in Zur Hadassa; Carol is a clairvoyant; kids are sponges We do so have sports news! Ultra-orthodox: local politics and transportation issues. You can't keep a good terrorist down. Not if he has Google. Olmert says, "You missed me, you missed me!" Syria pulls a disappearing act. Our sincere thanks to J and Mickey from SomaCow at http://www.somacow.net for their intro for Israelisms Podcast. Great job and we really appreciate it. | |
Sat, 20 October 2007 Door #3 How good are we at Let's Make A Deal? Olmert is super-glued to the Prime Minister's office. What Carol wants in a candidate. Barak....are you there? It's a farmer's market - Sheba Farms. AND HIPPO SNACKS! Final song is a new one from Chemi Rodner! | |
Fri, 12 October 2007 "Famous People Have Different Needs" ...and other Bar Raphaeli gems. Basketball at MSG and say goodbye to YNet News. Car mechanics suck and Al Gore cleans up. The long awaited circumcision update and Syria's fictitious victory. Israeli mafia are recyclers and ready to kill over it. New meaningless polls and tackle football comes to Israel. So, will that be paper or plastic? | |
Fri, 5 October 2007 The Jim Show Charley shows his knowledge of Chasidic music and Jeff is pardoned. November summit turns into a contest of who can be more vague. Carter and Ahmadinejad belong on the Comedy Channel. More on our Syrian adventure. And the answer is...GROWING PAINS This one is for you, Jim from Iowa! | |
Fri, 28 September 2007 We Couldn\'t Think Of A Title Sure, Ahmadinijad went to Columbia and the United Nations. And yes, France is beginning to show some backbone with their new president. And then there were the successful operations in the Gaza Strip against Hamas the terrorists. Yom Kippur is gone and Succot is here...but we still couldn\'t come up with a snappy title for the show! The final song is from a group I found on MySpace from Tel Aviv. The name of the group is The Genders and the reason I was attracted to them is because the name of their album is "Virgin No. 72". I loved it! And the song is great, too. It\'s called, "Dome of the Rock". I usually don\'t pick groups that sing in English, but you\'ll see why they\'re an exception. | |
Fri, 21 September 2007 Terminator 2: Judgment Day Happy Yom Kippur everybody!! Fast like crazy! We talk about what it's like here in Israel for Yom Kippur with our special and always-welcome guest, Samantha. Memories of Yom Kippur past. Oh yeah...and Bibi's big mouth. Our final song is another discovery of Sam's, Shlomi Barel who was a contestant in (as Sam put it) Israel's American Idol. | |
Fri, 14 September 2007 OLIVE YOU! The first ever, live podcast home-made olive taste test! Rosh Hashana talk. Talk of Syria no-talk. Grave dancing. HOOTERS!! Neo-Nazis in the wrong place. And HOOTERS!! The final song is from a new band Samantha saw in concert and they're really good! They're called Brothers And Animals which sounds better in Hebrew - Achim Va'chayot (sounds kinda like brothers and sisters but means brothers and animals....oh forget it). | |
Fri, 7 September 2007 Israelisms Unplugged No frills. Just Carol, Samantha, and Charley talking and having a good time. The ol' WYSIWYG podcast. We talk about Sam's school and the fake attack on Syria and how they're related. I think. | |
Fri, 31 August 2007 The 'oys Of Summer The dirt on the Israel Baseball League is spread around. More fun with Ovadia Yosef. To Shmita or not to Shmita: That is the question? The Justice Minister in bed with the ultra-orthodox (this guy's gotta go). Carol has some Facebook fun. | |
Fri, 24 August 2007 Go Go Blue Sox! Congratulations to baseball's TRUE World Champions, THE BET SHEMESH BLUE SOX! Carol discovers a new Israeli vocabulary. While Charley makes olives. Talk of the Armenian genocide. The ever-popular UN conference on racism. And the continuing negotiations with the Palestinians. Take a look at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour's preview of the DVD at CreateSpace | |
Fri, 17 August 2007 B'tzelem and Onions We talk about that slanted organization, near and dear to our hearts. And we reveal the shocking results of the vote in the Likud. But even more shocking is the latest news about Suha Arafat! Also, or Education Minister decides that education is not all that important. | |
Fri, 10 August 2007 The Stupidest Show Educated Talkbacks on Charley's YNet News article. Charley knows famous people, but doesn't know they're famous. Hebron evacuation; Americans are joining the IDF, but Hamas has a navy! Olmert goes to Jericho to gamble? And we'd all like to wish Charley & Carol a VERY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!! | |
Fri, 3 August 2007 The Artful Dodger Show We talk about the draft dodgers mentioned by our defense minister. Except we talk about ALL of them. We also talk about the Facebook faceoff. Carol addresses some feedback to the feedbacks. And the Black Eye Peas are coming to Jerusalem but we won't be there! | |
Fri, 27 July 2007 THE ALIYAH SHOW It's the show you've been waiting for! All your questions answered. The why's, what's, wherefore's, and who's. The truth is finally told. The story set straight. The build-up is incredible! Hope you like the show. | |
Fri, 20 July 2007 State Of The Union Carol had a Deathride 2007! The inside scoop of the fall of Bet Shemesh. There's fraud...well, more fraud...in the Rabbinate. We get Harry Potter on Shabbat and there are spies dressed as squirrels in Iran! Visit our Community on Facebook | |
Fri, 13 July 2007 Slap Happy Nothing better than a nice cold slap in the face, and other haredi insults. Tough to get married in this country. New Palestinian PM is a-okay. And don't forget to vote for us at Podcast Pickle. | |
Fri, 6 July 2007 Jessica Is Leaving Home...and more Our niece Jessica is leaving her real home (Israel) and returning to the States. We miss her already. Oh...and we talk about more baseball, more Katsav, more haredim takeovers, more refugees, more politics, and more! We have a new phone number! 206-309-0593 Please vote for us at Podcast Pickle. It's a brand new...ummm...ballgame. 
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Sat, 30 June 2007 PLAY BALL! It was a fun and hot day at ol' Kibbutz Gezer Field of Dreams. But we went to our first Israel professional baseball game and had fun. And now you hear all about it.
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Fri, 22 June 2007 Gaza; Gays; and other fightin' words The Gay Pride Parade took place and only one bomber arrested. Gaza is still a mess. Choices are limited, and our Visa is screwed up. Welcome to our little world. Final song is by OY VA VOY | |
Fri, 15 June 2007 Three State Solution? It's been a very busy week. Peres is President. Barak is head of Labor. And the creation of Hamastan. All sorts of incredible things happening. The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour winds down, but the big show is coming up. The final song is from Eifo HaYeled.  | |
Sat, 9 June 2007 The Free-For-All It's a madhouse in the studio and it's full. We have Jessica, Samantha, and Arielle! Oh yeah, and Carol and Charley. So we talk about Jessica's trip here...Samantha's trip there...and Arielle being awake at the same hour we do the show. The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour is back in Israel so please check out the website and schedule. The final song is from Hadag Nachash. | |
Fri, 1 June 2007 The Jet-Lag Show Charley is back from Canada and is very jet-lagged. The Toronto show was great and the Israel tour is about to begin. Labor had the first round and Peretz is out...but happy? The ultra-orthodox are back to being homophobic. Do they protest too much? Final song is from Yehudim. | |
Fri, 25 May 2007 The All-Baseball Show! Just kidding! But Jessica is in town, but not with us in the studio yet. Palestinians vs. Palestinians vs. Palestinians vs. Israel. Go figure. Charley is off to Canada...wish him luck. Idol is over. And read our blog at Israelisms...The Blog. Final song is by Synergia! | |
Fri, 18 May 2007 GIMME SHELTER There are no drunk drivers in Israel. Just ask a cop! Sderot is under attack once again, and it's politics as usual. And the war between Hamas and Fatah heats up...and so does the one between Charley and Carol. Check out the new blog called Israelisms...The Blog We think you'll like it. And here's a little "Separated At Birth" contribution:  | |
Fri, 11 May 2007 Go Go Blue Sox!! We are HUGE Bet Shemesh Blue Sox fans! More Winograd ramblings. Who would you like to have coffee with? First round loss for Teapacks. And insane soccer fans prove how stupid they can be. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, you American mothers. Our final song is from Monica Sex. | |
Fri, 4 May 2007 Viva La Revolucion More kosher talk and some clarifications. Guydamak for Mayor? Winograd Weactions, you Cwazy Wabbit. Big demonstrations. Charley loses Tzipi. Carol doesn't. Final Song is from Hadag Nachash called Lazooze! | |
Fri, 27 April 2007 Now Hear This Charley can't hear. What?! More Bits 'N Peaces. College tuition strike. The Winnie Report is coming out. Tzipi Livni is a cool name. Israel baseball is coming, too. And responses to comments. Final song is from Teapacks and will hopefully be the Israel contribution to Eurovision. PUSH THE BUTTON | |
Fri, 20 April 2007 MORONS GALORE The former Chief Rabbi is a moron; Israel's politicians are morons; British journalists are morons. Signing petitions. Holocaust Remembrance Day; Memorial Day; and Independence Day. The final song is from Sheygets! | |
Fri, 13 April 2007 Parking And Stuff So now we can park in Tel Aviv...big deal. Trip to Toronto; Carol's Bits 'n Peaces, the Ultra-Religious in Zur Hadassa? HEAVEN FORBID! Movie reviews, and this! | |
Fri, 6 April 2007 Pesach Blues And a happy Good Friday and Easter to all. Home stretch of eating matzah and none too soon. Some more light discussions, but it wouldn't be Israelisms without some arguing about the peace plan and lack thereof. And some more talk of Carol's upcoming Bits 'n Peaces. Great music from a new MySpace band called Shotey Hanevua with a song called "Yafeifia" | |
Fri, 30 March 2007 HAPPY PESACH! Happy Passover, everyone! We do a little lighter show today and do some listener feedback. An American Idol update. A new radio station RAM FM and some rules. The Saudis, as always...along with the solution of all the Middle East Crises. You know...a lighter show. The final song is from ZEVEL and it's called "Beni Yeled Ra". They can be found on MySpace. | |
Fri, 23 March 2007 Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves Our Finance Minister is an embezzler. People we don't know, but know. Twelve new judges, and only one that knows anything about law. A government in stand-by mode. And Carol still hasn't written a peace plan. Final song taken once again from MySpace! Her name is Ninet Tayeb and the song is called, Hee Yoda'at (She Knows) | |
Fri, 16 March 2007 Hail, and Other Plagues Too much weather; Leonardo causes a storm; More of the same from Hamas and Olmert; Lessons on politics and driving; and Tzipi could be our only hope. The final song is from an Israeli band we found on MySpace called Beat69 and the song is called "Ogot Gvina" (Cheesecake). | |
Fri, 9 March 2007 Go With The Flow Letters from Lebanon. Drunk drivers in Israel. Hamas book burnings. More Israeli elections scenarios. And finally real tackle American football in Israel. Final song from Machina! And try this out!!  | |
Fri, 2 March 2007 PUSH THE BUTTON!! Happy Purim!! We talk about Charley's new girlfriend and role model, Esterina Tartman. Avigdor "Don't Call Me Yvette" Lieberman and Yisrael Beiteinu's problems. West Bank real estate. The Saudis are in it again. And Eurovision is just around the corner. Of course, Israel may not be allowed in it. Check out our entry with Teapacks' "Push The Button" played at the end of the podcast in its entirety. AND VOTE! | |
Fri, 23 February 2007 The Summit And Other Things That Don't Matter Charley appeared on The Joey Reynolds Show from New York's WOR radio. He's doing shows from Jerusalem all week, and will have Charley and Carol on, also. Charley also did an interview with RAM FM radio, a new station broadcasting from Ramallah. They talk about the way the press views things differently. Also, American Touch Football in Israel championship. The International Book Fair in Jerusalem. The Summit where nothing was accomplished. And all sorts of other politics and fun stuff. If you haven't already, check out Israel 21C. A great site. The final song is an oldie from Shlomo Artzi called C'mo Az. | |
Fri, 16 February 2007 The Real 242 Rough weather in Jerusalem; Carol agrees and disagrees with Ray; more talk about the bridge in the Old City; and the real truth about UN Security Council Resolution #242...as Charley sees it. Final song is from Sa'ar P'dida called "Eifo Aht Ha'Yom" (Where Are You Today?) And don't forget to visit The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website. | |
Fri, 9 February 2007 Anger Management This week we concentrate on Carol's hostility. So we talk about non-controversial things like Arielle's new hair style; riots on the Temple Mount; the Hamas - Fatah agreement; and other light subjects. The final song is from Har-El Scott called "Mashehu Mimeni" (Something From Me) | |
Fri, 2 February 2007 No More Kidding! You can believe this one! We talk about the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour, Ray Hanania, Aaron Freeman, Yisrael Campbell, Shachar Chason, Chaim Ramon, Moshe Katsav, Ehud Olmert, and all sorts of other comedians!  Charley Ray Aaron Yisrael Chicago Tribune Article The final song is an old one from Eyfo Hayeled. | |
Sat, 27 January 2007 THE CENTURY SHOW We give a nod to the Mercury Theater on this very special, and different, Israelisms Podcast. Thanks to all of you that have supported us through 100 shows. We love you all. AND VOTE!
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Fri, 19 January 2007 One To Go Australian summer? Winter? The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour is coming up! Israel Chief of Staff Dan Halutz is history...and who's next? Olmert? Peretz? In memoriam: Yuri Stern Sign the petition at Habanim And our final song is from Jocko Eisenberg called "Nerdam Al Hacholot" AND VOTE!
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Fri, 12 January 2007 Keep Your Mouths Shuts! Official announcement of The Israeli - Palestinian Comedy Tour Olmert on vacation...again. New Israel government without elections? Barak is barack? The fashionistas are on the attack! A new Super Anti-biotic! Charley's call for a boycott of El Al! And the final song is from HaYehudim AND DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!
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Fri, 5 January 2007 Shalom Chaver In Memorium - Mayor of Jerusalem, Teddy Kollack Special Segment: A visit with our family. Also, a few takes on Tzipi Livni, ultra-orthodox Fashion Police, and Charley's 2007 Prediction: Start the election campaign. Final song is by Beit Ha-Bubot! AND VOTE!!!
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Fri, 29 December 2006 HAPPY SYLVESTER Or...as some people call it...Happy New Year!! We talk about the weather, and what weather we had. We have relatives here but they don't have luggage. Is Tzipi Livni a ray of hope? Or not? Carol and Charley argue to bring in the New Year. And from all of us at Israelisms, we want to wish all of you a happy and healthy New Year! The final song is from Ayfo Ha Yeled. AND PLEASE DIGG US!!
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Fri, 22 December 2006 A Christmas Miracle Charley and Carol agree! Olmert better do something. Charley is very ill and Carol doesn't care. Cease fires that are never cease fires. Bibi has a blog. Stupid ministers in Israel's government. Make sure you go to YNetNews.com for all your Israel news. Final song is by AYA KOREM and the name of the song is "Yonatan Shapira"
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Fri, 15 December 2006 HAPPY HANUKKAH (Hanuka; Chanukah; Holidays) Our Special Hanukah Show. We talk about some fun, absurd, could only happen in Israel stuff. Like the Keystone Kops, who some people call the Israel Police. Airlines just aren't kosher enough. Seats on the bus. Olmert bumbles again. Haniya can't show me da money. Sam's story from Chicago and Arielle's officer test. If you REALLY want to laugh, view Yisrael Campbell's video clip from his one man show "It's Not In Heaven" And that cool song in the beginning was from DOC MO SHE And the final song is a little contribution from BARE NAKED LADIES! Almost forgot...okay so I did forget and my apologies....but don't YOU forget to go to YNetNews.com for all your news from Israel!! | |
Fri, 8 December 2006 A Report Even A Terrorist Could Love The Baker-Hamilton Report comes out. Hamas and Syria love it! Should that tell us something? Charley talks with Josh Reinstein of The Knesset Christian Allies Caucus and finds out what it takes to get people over to our side. Find out the inexplicable lurid escapades of a prominent Knesset member Charley uncovers while at the Crowne Plaza Hotel coffee shop. Well, maybe not. And more talk of the doings and non-doings of our government. Final song is from Ayfo HaYeled called Meshehu Shomaya Otee (Someone Hears Me). And don't forget to go to YNetNews.com for Israel news. | |
Fri, 1 December 2006 Give Cease A Chance Our weather guy Steven gives a great report; the rapist and the Keystone Kops; Ray Hanania of YNetNews.com is a South Sider; Olmert talks good; King Abdullah puts a limit on immigration; the kind-of-a cease fire; the well deserved general strike; and Sam gets a job. Oh yeah...and Charley has the best stand-up show of his career but we'll never know for sure. The final song is from Ivri Lider called Yoter Tov Klume (Better Than Nothing). A little comment on the Cease Fire? Our thanks to YNetNews.com and be sure to go there for all your Israel news. | |
Fri, 24 November 2006 Happy Thanksgiving Well...at least for a while. Off to the States. The Weather Bard stays with us, though. And we have a guest commentator, Yaakov Lappin of YnetNews.com We talk about our Defense Minister; Charley has an idea for some political action at the United Nations; Thanksgiving Turkey; and Thanksgiving debacle; Haredi Fashion Convention and ladies....please walk on the other side of the street. Everyone say good-bye to Samantha for a while. She's off to the States. Please check out YnetNews.com for your Israel news needs. Our final song is by Caroline. A choice from Samantha. They're a new Israeli group. | |
Fri, 17 November 2006 Wrestlemania Or maybe a little disagreement...about...stuff. The Weather Bard bids adieu (sniff, sniff). Our thanks to Steven Cohen for a job incredibly done. Comments on the comments, Israel's Post Office and indiscriminate charging, Arielle update, Sam's leaving on a jet plane. Paula Abdul comes out of the closet. Our thanks for the intro goes to The Ask Lyndon Podcast and Three Blind Mice And we finish things off with YO - YA! | |
Fri, 10 November 2006 I Love A Parade The Gay Pride Parade turns into a Gay Pride Event. Violence works. Haredim rioting for no good reason. Israel government folds again. Olmert does nothing so he can keep his job. Lieberman in charge of dismantling settlements, and other absurd situations. The final song is by Eric Berman. Thanks to Craig Patchett for the intro and be sure to listen to What's On! Podcast | |
Fri, 3 November 2006 Turnin' Down The Flame And we're not talking about the weather. Although, we do talk about the weather. Israel weather, that is. Charley has a miserable time getting his car tested. The haredim (ultra-orthodox) are being ridiculous...again. The Israeli government is at a standstill, but Carol has a solution! Check out a couple podcasts: Southern Orange County Podcast 100 Word Stories Podcast And our final song is by Beit Habubot | |
Fri, 27 October 2006 No More Jet Lag And we're back to arguing. It feels good. There's a racist in the Knesset, but our elected officials don't care. Olmert doesn't care. Peretz doesn't care. Assassin's conjugal visit. Israel politics at its finest. Peres wants to be president, but you gotta promise. And Arielle survives a breakup. Final song is an oldie by Kaveret. | |
Fri, 20 October 2006 We're Baaaaaack Home again! Good to be back. We talk about the trip back home to Israel. Getting back into the Israel political swing of things we talk about our disgraceful president (as opposed to the others some may have), possible political party mergers, gorgeous weather, and all kinds of stuff. Still very jet-lagged. Special thanks again to Richard Lewis for the intro. And we had a great time with Matt and Amy (Redboy Podcast) and Lisa and Joe (Cheap Date) at Navy Pier in Chicago! Final song is going out to our nephew Jake who requested Hadag Nachash. | |
Sat, 14 October 2006 Special Guest! Our nephew Jake joins us! We talk about the lack of news from Israel, girlfriends, the Foley Scandal (because we heard it's required by law to talk about it on all media now), snow in Chicago, and we're wrapping things up here and GOIN' HOME! Thanks for hanging with us on our trip! | |
Sat, 7 October 2006 Another From Chicago Charley meets a star. This is uploaded once again from Starbucks. Hard to keep track of Israel from here, but the coffee is better. | |
Tue, 3 October 2006 IN CHICAGO First of all, apologies for not getting this to you sooner. To say things have been crazy...well you can imagine. But this has remained a priority. We promise. We've been to California, and now we're in Chicago. We still have time to talk about Israel and a weird experience for Charley on Yom Kippur. Controversy follows Israelisms. I swear we don't ask for it! We're still going to try to shoot for a regular show on Friday. Excuse the production quality. It's unedited, uncompressed, and uploaded at Starbucks because nobody in our family has wireless access! Could be worse. I mean look at it this way....we're drinking Starbucks!!! | |
Fri, 22 September 2006 HAPPY NEW YEAR! Shana Tova everyone! From Carol and Charley, we want to wish each and every one a very happy, healthy year (5767). We loved sharing this past year with you and hope you'll join us in the next. We talk about the criminals known as Charley and Carol. The terrorists talking at the United Nations. The Pope's troubles and the "disproportionate response". Arab MK's cutting of their noses. And our trip to the United States! | |
Fri, 15 September 2006 And Some Stand-Up, Too Charley goes to the dogs...or vice-versa. The idiots at Amnesty Intl. The Palestinian two-step. Politicians in Israel should come clean. No matter who they are. Getting ready for the trip. Final song by Beit HaBubot. | |
Fri, 8 September 2006 You're No Genius... Okay, so that was the wrong thing to say, but... We talk about ultra-orthodox weddings, Max Brenner Chocolate Bar, The Marker's most influential, presidential's troubles, Blair is coming and we want Gerry Adams to go home. A couple of trivia questions. Final song is from our listener, Jake from Michigan! called, "I Need You" | |
Fri, 1 September 2006 The Monday Morning Quarterback Show Commissions, inquiries, blame, responsibility, but is anyone doing anything? Hostage rally in Tel Aviv. Another trivia question. Israelisms Essentials No choices in Israeli government. School begins...and all sorts of other stuff. Check out BBQ Bob's show...I promise I will. And the Trypod Network welcomes The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd and Mostly News! The final song is a favorite from Chemi Rodner. | |
Fri, 25 August 2006 Rhetoric Samantha enters the fray. Amnesty Intl. is a joke. But Terj Larsen and Wikipedia are ridiculous as well. Whose head should roll and why? Carol has some nice stories. Is disengagement still relevant? The final song is from Jeremy Kaplan. One of the prettiest songs ever, "Kfar Achshav". (Next to "Alison" by Elvis Costello, of course) | |
Fri, 18 August 2006 Knee Deep In The Hoopla! The war is over? Depends on who you talk to. In Israel, there's always something going on. France backs out (there's a shocker). Dan Halutz gives stock tips. Another election around the corner? Arielle picks up katyushas, and Sam's friends are back. Don't forget to make us a favorite at Podcast Pickle IMPORTANT! By the way....someone wants Israelisms taken out of Wikipedia. So PLEASE go to the Wikipedia Israelisms entry and help Israelisms stay in there. | |
Fri, 11 August 2006 Still Going On... Check out Israelisms in Wikipedia! And Yahoo! Podcasts Staff Pick Arielle needs a care package in the army so we send it to her. Our adventure in Betar Illit. Carol and Charley go at it. Israel government's missteps, mistakes, and misguidance. And a very special ending to the show. | |
Fri, 4 August 2006 And The Beat Goes On... Depeche Mode is stupid, but Mel Gibson gets the nod. Check your driver's license because Charley didn't check his. Israelisms The Musical? Arielle's Israel Army story. Carol does some blaming. Temporary neighbors across the street, and more! Final song is an oldie, but a special request from Carol. "Lu Yehi" sung by Gashash Chiver and Naomi Shemer. | |
Fri, 28 July 2006 Hangin' In There Charley tells Israeli army stories from Arielle. Israel Little League in the European League Championship. Saeb Erekat...would you buy a car from this man? Oh yeah....and there's still a war going on. We tell about Israel refugees and the way we handle that situation. Kofi Annan makes another bone-headed accusation. Oh yeah.....and THANK YOU, FOX NEWS. Important website to visit: Crisis In Israel If you haven't already, listen to our visit with Bill Grady on You Are The Guest. Our final song is from Mollie Levi called "Bye Bye". | |
Fri, 21 July 2006  The Armchair Quarterback Show The answer to the crisis and war in Israel is revealed. But why would you expect less? Where are those missiles kept, anyway? The idiots at the United Nations deserve mentioning. Arielle comes home for the weekend. Responses to oh so many comments, and invitations for more. Special thanks go to the maxi-talented Scott Fletcher for his contribution. If you need some Golden Vocals, visit Caraworks and listen to Podcheck Review Important: Go to Israel At Heart and contribute your comments and time to the Take Three Minutes Swat Team Correspondence from our listener Esther (who now has her own blog, up north: Shalom
Carol and Charley
Again
your correspondent from the noisy northern border who was woken earlier by
a loud boom (so what's new).
It is
Friday, the end of another week and I am looking forward to your
podcast.
Life has slipped into a routine of internet, phones and TV. My
husband is back to work though half his shift aren't there - either at home
looking after children or 'down south'.
Earlier in the week our congregation coordinator did a fine job
organizing, among other things, buses to relocate any members of the
community who wish to go somewhere more peaceful. Those who can't go to family
or friends are with host families.The bus on Tuesday had a luckily
escape as a kutuysha landed 100m away from where people were waiting to be
picked up. Fortunately no one was hurt.
I
understand Tzur Hadassah has taken a serious part in this effort both organizing
and hosting.Did you know about that?
I am
in charge of the 'Anglos', posting messages to an electronic notice board and
phoning those who don't have email. Most of them are veteran Naharians and have
no intention of leaving but were glad to have chat.
The
Reform Movement also donated some activity kits to Shlomi and Naharia so the
children will have something to do in the shelters on
Shabbat.
Unfortunately it is not all good news. The lady killed in the first
attack on Naharia was an occasional visitor to our congregation and her nephew
is an active youth member. She was an Argentinean and her death has sent shock
waves through the Naharia's Spanish speaking community.
And
yesterday I discovered the one of our members is now living in a shelter because
her building has been destroyed. Today I hope to organize some
transport to get her to Jerusalem and a host family. I would like to check
how she is and we really need to do some shopping so I think a detour is in
order.
We
have also had enough of being stuck inside and are planning a Shabbat trip to
Tel Aviv - sea, sand ,sunlight.
I have
stopped watching the international news and reports about 'Israeli Aggression's
leaving me shout at the TV.
However this report left me breathless
Whether it's anti-Semitism or anti-Israeli, it is
anti-me. ( And will
someone tell me why it is so ok to be anti-Israel. What have we done that is so
horrible the world feels it can hate us with impunity?) According to
human rights organizations other countries can fight a war with civilians
causalities and it is a shame, when Israel does so it is a war crime. Is my
life, any Israeli life, so worthless to them that Israel is not allow to
defend itself? Final music is by Machina! | |
Fri, 14 July 2006 And The Rocket's Red Glare.... Really not too much to talk about today. Sorry. But I suppose we dug up a couple subjects. Just to keep things interesting, Samantha joins us in the studio. We talk about the World Cup and Anthony Parker leaving. Oh yeah, and I guess we might have mentioned the war that we're in, also. The idiots at the United Nations and the equally mentally challenged folks in the European Union get some time. And we would be remiss if we didn't at least throw a passing comment towards our favorite terrorists, Hizbullah and Hamas. Repeat after me, class......"Disproportionate Response" We received an email from our listener Esther, who lives up North near the Lebanese border. She agreed to let us share it with you, and we'd like to thank her for that. Here it is: Of
course our present situation isn't quite so wonderful.
We are
used to the occasional boom so at first it was no big deal. Then we started
to see the news and realized it was serious. At 11am the Matnas phoned to ask us
to take the children home from summer camp. We kept to our plan of
visiting my parents for lunch but they live only about 1 km from the
border. You can see the the border, that green ridge that was behind Alon
Ben-David on channel 10's news last night, from my parent's sitting-room. We
spent most of the afternoon in their security room in the company of several
terrified pet dogs, eyes glued to the TV news with the constant boom and rattle
of gun and artillery fire in our ears. Whenever there was a particularly loud
explosion my daughter would leap into my arms. When my husband came to pick
us up after work we could see the brown smoke of battle billowing up from
behind the ridge and there was strong smell of gunfire in
the air.
Our
house is about 2 km from the border on the other side of Shlomi and it was a lot
quieter than at my parents as we could only hear the loudest booms and of course
all the air traffic.Even so our children slept in the safety
room.
Then
this morning I was woken by the boom of the katuyshas as they passed over us on
the way to Naharia. After checking the internet and TV news there
were phone calls: some to friends in Naharia and many from friends
elsewhere in Israel offering us help and a place to escape. Even our friends at
the Reform 'HQ' in Jerusalem phoned to show their support and to ask
if they could help in anyway. Our friends abroad also sent emails
to check we are ok.
One
pleasant surprise at 9am: my husband arrived back home. He works in Tefen and
the factory had closed so an impromptu holiday.
Later
Sorry
just finished the above when there was a loud bang and the electricity cut-off.
At this we decided to take a trip the Kirion (The Kanion of the North) . We
also needed to stock up on food as feeding 4 people at least 3 times a day uses
up a lot of supplies and we need plenty of snacks to munch our way through the
boredom of being stuck in the house.
Naturally as we wandered round we met most of my
husband's family and about a dozen of his work colleagues so it took a lot
longer than expected and that explains why I'm finishing this in the middle of
the night.
Since
we've been home there seem to be less katuyshas but a lot of air traffic and on
our travels we saw several tanks being transported into position.
The fact that one missile managed to reach Haifa was a
bit of a shock.
Maybe
you want take a trip north with the IRiver? Now that would be a special podcast,
plenty of background sound effects!
Anyway must go sleep and all
that....
take
care
Esther Here's a great blog worth mentioning...it's called The Captain's Quarters And we invite you to choose us as your favorite at Podcast Pickle Oh...and leave a comment on the iTunes page for Israelisms. We'd appreciate it. | |
Fri, 7 July 2006 Back In The Studio We're back in the studio and it's just Carol and Charley. We had a couple birthday wishes for Arielle, and we're rooting for Italy in the World Cup. The Palestinians continue to attack us...and so does the United Nations. Idiotic rabbis and politicians are gay bashing, but they don't notice what's happening in Sderot or Ashkelon. Oh well. Just another week in Israel. Please nominate/vote for us at the PodCast Awards (button is over on the right hand column).... And PLEASE don't forget to pick us as your favorite at Podcast Pickle And if you're into MySpace, please check out Trypod Network And don't forget to join the Trypod Network Podguide (while you're over in that right hand column) | |
Fri, 23 June 2006 IDIOTS ABOUND All in all...it's just another podcast in the wall. Roger Waters comes to Israel. Arielle graduates. Carol's list of idiots including a doozie by our beloved Shimon Peres. We're in the Red Cross. The WZO convention ends and Reform and Conservative Judaism get a boost in Israel thanks to our goofy president. Pallywood antics and more. We don't need no education...... See you all Sunday? | |
Fri, 16 June 2006  The Zionists Are Coming, The Zionists Are Coming Arielle graduates!! No rabbis for president because the president we already have is an idiot. World Zionist Congress is here and so is ARZA. The rockets continue and Israel remains guilty even when proven innocent. Thanks to Shelly from Shelly's Podcast for the intro! And don't forget to check out The Big Show this week. A big welcome to ABSOLUTE SCIENCE from The Trypod Network! Stay tuned for information on the Live Show on June 25th. And check out this little video and pass it around. Viral marketing is where it's at. WALKIN' TO TRYPOD NETWORK The final song is from BET HABUBOT | |
Fri, 9 June 2006 The World Cup Begins! Thanks to Steve and Maureen from The Wicked Good Podcast for the intro! Or, should I say...Todah Rabah We discuss the proper use of the letter "Q"and how it relates to terrorists. Electricity insanities. More talk of ticket prices. Apologies (with a qualification) to Canada. And all sorts of other stuff. Congratulations to Jack from Kickass Podcast on the birth of their daughter! And a special congratulations to our fellow Trypodders Chad and Amanda, otherwise known as Me & The Bean on the birth of Max! Lots of good stuff happening in the podcasting world. Mazal Tov to all, as we locals say. And......welcome to Trypod Network, Shelly from Shelly's Podcast. We're very excited to have her on board....FINALLY Tentative date: Live show.....June 25th. The final song is called "Amen" from HAYEHUDIM. | |
Fri, 2 June 2006 HAPPY SHAVUOT! Have some cheese! Thanks to Steve and Dawn from For What It's Worth podcast for the intro, and welcome to the Trypod Network! Denny Crane comes to Israel, and Fred Flintstone is discovered in Israel. Nobody is buying the World Cup overpriced TV package, and concert tickets are overpriced. Oh yeah....and it's time to attack Canada. Special guests in the studio. Closing song is the theme song to Carol and Samantha and Arielle's favorite tele-novella on Israeli TV...."Ha'Alufa" | |
Mon, 29 May 2006 The Family Howard and Joanie and Clive and Judy and Samantha and Arielle and Carol and Charley. Talk about wacky! The family in a hotel room in Jerusalem just talking. And talking about important things, too. Like...Moses jumping out at you. What a great time this was. An Israelisms Collector's Item. | |
Fri, 26 May 2006  SPECIAL GUEST CO-HOST! TRADING PODCASTERS! It's the Israelisms you've been waiting for! Charley is joined by Nora from JAWBONE RADIO. This is a great one that shouldn't be missed. The final song is from SUBLIMINAL. | |
Fri, 19 May 2006 The Family Is Coming! The family is coming to visit this week! The World Cup is expensive. Tel Aviv doesn't know how to handle a little fireworks. Palestinian money and a Wookie has an answer. Choose us as one of your favorites at Podcast Pickle so Carol doesn't get upset. The ending song is "Torro" by SUBLIMINAL And don't forget to join our Google List over on the right-hand side! And thanks to Redboy and Absolute Amy for the intro. We love you guys! | |
Fri, 12 May 2006 HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! Thanks to Len and Nora at Jawbone Radio for the intro! Weird, soccer related weather report today (how many times have you seen THAT statement?). Jed Clampett goes to Herzliya Pituach; Jacob's Ladder Festival we will once again not be attending; the price of bread; aquafied buffalo is kosher; and A.B. Yehoshua has an effect on Carol. Congrats to Kristen from Manic Mommies who did a GREAT job as the "traded co-host" on ExtraLife this week. To find out more about May's activities for all the shows on Trypod Network...GO TO THE SITE! The final song is in memory of a legendary Israeli entertainer, Yossi Banai, who passed away this week. The whole country mourns the loss. | |
Fri, 5 May 2006 Special Cinco de Mayo Show! Okay, not really. But we still do the weather and talk about the special days that just happened. Memorial Day and Independence Day. Also, government sanctioned poverty and those crazy racists. Trypod Network news! Thanks to Me And The Bean for the intro! Final song from Teapaks called Perech Hashchunot. | |
Fri, 28 April 2006 IDOL DISAPPOINTMENT Yes, I was crushed. My beloved Kellie is gone. Thanks for the sympathy, though. It always helps in times of crisis. And we can thank Absolute Amy and Redboy for ruining the surprise. I'm hoping I'll find out what book they're reading so I can tell them the ending. Oh yeah. And there were things happening in Israel, too. Coalition wrangling, and a bombing in Egypt. Holocaust Remembrance Day; Soldiers' Memorial Day; and Independence Day. Thanks so much for the contributions to the new iPod. We're halfway there! If you'd like to donate, there's a button over on the right side if you scroll down a little. And The Trypod Network welcomes two great new podcasts! Comedy4Cast and Mostly Trivial The network just keeps getting better and better. We want to thank Aaron from The Big Show for the intro! That was really nice. By the way, The Big Show is also part of The Trypod Network. The final song is from the group Kele 6 (Prison 6) and the name of the song is "Lo Yahol" (Can't). | |
Fri, 21 April 2006 Aquiver With Excitement Coalition angling, and traffic problems. Not much talk about Evil, but some bad people still around. Talk about the weather, but still not doing anything about it. And I love you, Alice B. Toklas! If you care to donate to the iPod fund, there's a button over to the right (thanks for all the donations so far, by the way). The Trypod Network welcomes The Redboy Podcast and Me And The Bean And if love vintage animation, you'll love Refredirator Thanks to Jake for the intro, and the closing song is for him. It's from Hadag Nachash and the name of the song is "Gabi V'Debbie" | |
Fri, 14 April 2006 HAPPY PASSOVER and EASTER A little stand-up to start things off. Then we move to another great and successful Passover seder. Yes, the gefilte fish was great. We even talk about Cadbury Easter Eggs, the weather, the best and most generous listeners in the world, politics out of context, American Idol (of course), and some voice mails. Happy Birthday, Hannah Bananah. Vote for Podcast Pickle for the Webby Award! And as requested, I put a link for a new iPod donations link on the right side of this page. You're the best. | |
Fri, 7 April 2006  Happy Pesach! We talk about gefilte fish and the convergence plan. Now where else can you get both those in one show? The coalition, the weather, and my poor ruined iPod. Oh...and if you didn't believe me about the skydiving..... Final music by Kaveret | |
Fri, 31 March 2006 Special Show with Special Guests for a Post-Election Show (snappy title....huh?) Samantha and Arielle join us to discuss everything. We talk about the elections; Arielle's trip to Poland; Sam's trip to Egypt; some voice mails; and stand-up comedy coercion. If you want to drop David Kilimnik a note about his attitude towards stand-up comedy....feel free to write to him at offthewallcomedy@yahoo.com Today's final music is by The Yehudim | |
Tue, 28 March 2006 AMERICAN IDOL SPECIAL with CAROL and ABSOLUTE AMY A very special Israelisms Podcast. We all know how obsessed Carol is with American Idol....well she gets together with another fanatic, Absolute Amy from the World Famous, Redboy Podcast and they talk about the show up to this point. This is a fun one even if you don't watch Idol.
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Fri, 24 March 2006 Special Election Edition! Elections are Tuesday and if you're an Israeli you'd better vote! Charley has a Moron of the Week; Arielle is in Poland; Kelly Clarkson isn't gonna be here
Things mentioned: AND MAKE SURE YOU LISTEN TO MANIC MOMMIES...I promise you'll love it! | |
Fri, 17 March 2006 Happy St. Patrick's Day? Well, we do talk about St. Patrick's Day in Israel...and Purim...and getting drunk and behaving badly. Of course there's elections, American Idol, the weather, Arielle's trip, and other stuff. Music by Ivri Lider singing V'ulai (And Maybe) | |
Fri, 10 March 2006 Israelisms Lite! Not too much serious stuff this week. Sure, there's politics, but there's also sports; and of course, Madonna; Arielle's trip to Eilat and Sam's trip to Egypt...and it's cold outside. Listen to Charley being interviewed on Today In Podcasting
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Fri, 3 March 2006 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ISRAELISMS! Special One Year Anniversary collector's edition of Israelisms! Montage; favorite moments; rants; American Idol; and a very, very special announcement
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Fri, 24 February 2006 A Full Year Of Shows
Intro by SEEK IRONY
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Tue, 21 February 2006 SEEK IRONY
Even if you're not a fan of hard rock, you're going to love this podcast. We had the pleasure to spend some time with the Israeli rock band SEEK IRONY and here it is for you along with a few of their songs.
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Fri, 17 February 2006 The Injury Podcast Listen to the podcast, Dismay Musical tribute in memory of an Israeli legendary singer, Shoshana Demari | |
Fri, 10 February 2006 Get Into The Fray! Music by Shema Lama Ding Dong | |
Fri, 3 February 2006 Hail, Hail
Podcasts mentioned: Music is by Jeremy Kaplan | |
Fri, 27 January 2006 The Groovy Show
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Fri, 20 January 2006 Attack of the Yellow Jackets
Music by Noa Farren Al T'Sachek Eetee (Don't Play With Me)
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Fri, 13 January 2006 Friday the 13th Special Check out Zoe's stuff at her website
Music is from Chaverim Shel Natasha (Friends of Natasha) | |
Fri, 6 January 2006 Sad Situation
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Fri, 30 December 2005 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! From Israelisms Podcast, we want to wish all of you, our listeners, a very happy, healthy, and safe New Year. We hope 2006 is even better, and that you not only stay with us at Israelisms, but let everyone know about us as well. We really do love you all...but you know that. Important reminder: Starting January 1, Podcast Pickle is starting their voting/favorites over again, and wiping the slate clean. So, please go back and choose us as one of your favorites by CLICKING HERE Comments[7] | |
Fri, 23 December 2005 HAPPY HANUKAH...or Merry Christmas...or Happy Kwanzaa...or Happy Holidays.....It's our holiday spectacular!...okay....so it's not so spectacular...but we do mention the holidays.
Yes...I barbecued in the pouring rain
And thanks to Laurence from Is Full Of Crap for a look at a beautiful buffalo roast And give a listen to our new friends from our old neighborhood at 4th Time Around | |
Fri, 16 December 2005 It's the left hand side; New employment agency; Old guys, move aside!; Winter is here; and picking nits. | |
Tue, 13 December 2005 Ramle In search of the best hummus ever. With our guides Eyal, Michal, and guest Simon from England. | |
Fri, 9 December 2005 Go Bears!
Okay, now that I said that, here's what we have this week. Sharon gets his first criminal. Terror attack. Shelley Something-Or-Other. And other assorted mayhem. | |
Fri, 2 December 2005 This week we talk about Arielle's Army; a very special...but never voted for....Moron of the Week; a very special interview with Gila (well, you gotta listen to find out); and Kadima, Labor, and who was that other party again?....oh yeah....Likud. The link Carol talks about is http://www.seconddraft.org/streaming/pallywood.wmv. Sorry...couldn't find a link to the artist for the final song, but she is Noa Farren and the song is "Al Tisachek Iti" (Don't Play With Me). | |
Fri, 25 November 2005 Post Thanksgiving | |
Wed, 23 November 2005 HAPPY THANKSGIVING | |
Fri, 18 November 2005 Politics and Peretz; hot water heaters; Happy Thanksgiving; voice mails; and Arielle joins us! I love it when she comes home early on Thursday nights.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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Fri, 11 November 2005 Peres loses, Peretz wins, Paris burns. Closing song is "Ba'a Aleichem" (Coming To You) by MIRI MESSIKA | |
Fri, 4 November 2005 We have a special guest celebrity on the show! We have Aaron from THE BIG SHOW! We talk basketball(Israeli), football(Israel), and Amazing Race(not Israel....yet). Commemoration of the Rabin assassination. We have colds. Iran infiltrating The Podcast Pickle. A blast from summer camp past from Rabbi Larry Karol, and click on his name to listen to some of his music. And we help one of our favorite podcasts with another new word, Redboy Podcast. Don't forget to make us a favorite at Podcast Pickle, and put yourself on our map over to the right side. Today's end song is from last year's Israel's version of Idol, Harel Moyal, with the song, "Emtza HaLilah B'kfar" (Middle of the Night in the Town). | |
Fri, 28 October 2005 1917.....2005; World Series stories; shopping justice; Iran wants to wipe us off the map; we're starving Betar Illit; and write to Marie Claire Magazine and let them know you disapprove with their blatantly biased and anti-Israel platform (and I ain't talkin' about shoes). | |
Fri, 21 October 2005 White Sox Win!! And come take a look at our Pickle Page. Register and choose us as one of your Favorites....please. | |
Tue, 18 October 2005 THE MALL RATS | |
Fri, 14 October 2005 Could Carol's birthday be over? We get a couple more audio Happy Birthdays. One from Nora of the famous Jawbone Radio and another from Aaron of the equally famous The Big Show. We also get an anonymous birthday greeting, so we'd like to know...Who sang Happy Birthday? We talk about the Hebrew calendar; Yom Kippur stories (Charley had a little lamb?); Prayers for Sale; Crackle is anti-semitic; and Carol gets mad at Charley....for a change. Starting the New Year out right. Don't forget to listen to our interview on You Are The Guest The closing song is called "Chalom Kachol"(Blue Dream) sung by Rami Fortis
Register and Vote...just ONCE! | |
Fri, 7 October 2005 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAROL! Birthday greetings from some friends; Rosh Hashana Recap; Yom Kippur to come; Move over to Podcast Pickle; A little bit of politics; and an upcoming interview on YOU ARE THE GUEST Podcast with host, Bill Grady. Links and thanks to: Sam from The SG Show Jeff from This and That w/Jeff and Pat Eric from There Are Jews In Alabama Bazooka Joe from Small World Podcast Our closing song is called "LaZooze" (To Move), performed by supergroup, HaDag Nachash
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Fri, 30 September 2005 Happy New Year!...or Happy Rosh Hashana, or Shana Tova, or..... How we're spending the holiday; Likud elections; big police investigation of a major crime; charging for security; Carol's one minute explanation; shout outs, and voice mails; and our closing song is an oldie but a goodie from 1973... Kaveret from the album Siporay Poogy (Poogy Tales)....HaMakolet The Grocery Store. It's a new month, so.... PLEASE VOTE FOR US AT PODCAST ALLEY... Just click on this button  Also, visit our friends at Podcast Pickle and make us one of your "favorites". You only have to do it once! | |
Fri, 23 September 2005 Car batteries, School uniforms, Halacha or not, apologies to Jack Straw, Simon Wiesenthal, Likud implosion
PLUS...WE ARE THE FEATURED PODCAST ON PODCAST PICKLE FOR SEPTEMBER 22nd !! | |
Fri, 16 September 2005 Carol has a Moron; Sharon in the UN; Traffic; Burning synogogues; Peres and MTV; and the closing song is one of Arielle's favorites, Kabel (Take), by Shai 360 V'Hatzel | |
Wed, 14 September 2005 SPECIAL ALIYAH EDITION | |
Fri, 9 September 2005 Moron Of The Week; Henna Weddings?; We'll never be Israeli; BBQ'ing; Victoria's Secret; Bumbling Bibi; and our closing song is one of my favorites of all time. | |
Fri, 2 September 2005 On Location!
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Fri, 26 August 2005 New intro thanks to Jeff from This and That. The International Arts & Crafts Festival we actually went to. Charley doing standup on Sept. 3 Disengagement wrap-up. Traffic Charley didn't like. And some shout-outs. | |
Fri, 19 August 2005 The Disengagement Show! Plus, Steven being funny...no...make that hilarious. Plus, us answering some comments and questions and don't forget to vote for our favorite author Christopher Moore, so he can win the much deserved Quills Award for his brilliant book "The Stupidest Angel". | |
Mon, 15 August 2005 It's Sam and Arielle's turn! They answer your questions and talk about growing up in Israel in spite of their parents. This is a fun one that deserved its own show. Enjoy! | |
Fri, 12 August 2005 Ebay bargain of the month; Bibi bolts; Disengagement home stretch; Fox News Corporate is unfair; Some rants; Some raves
Music is "Ein Rock 'n Roll B'Ivrit (There's no Rock 'n Roll in Hebrew)" by Chemi Rodner | |
Fri, 5 August 2005 We need a theme song! Morons of the Week. Carol's rants. And lots of shout-outs.
It's a new month!! So PLEASE VOTE FOR US AT PODCAST ALLEY... Thanks. New show to check out: Jews In Alabama Reminder: Send us some questions for Samantha and Arielle for our upcoming interview. Song at the end of the show is: "N'hayderet"(She's Great) by Y'tziot Cherom (Emergency Exit) | |
Mon, 1 August 2005 We went to The Shuk in Jerusalem! Otherwise known as Mahane Yehuda...otherwise known as The Jewish Market.
It's a new month!! So PLEASE VOTE FOR US AT PODCAST ALLEY... Thanks. Oh...and more good news. We're featured in PodAlliance show #5. Go over there download it! | |
Fri, 29 July 2005 A very special show. Hilarious and talented standup comedian, Yisrael Campbell joins us and talks about........everything. Guaranteed you're going to love this one. Music this week is by Shema Lama Ding Dong. I love them! | |
Fri, 22 July 2005 Beth from Oak Park joins us in the studio! We talk about boyfriends, aliyah, school, walking around naked, morons, crooked lawyers, some shout outs and podcast recommendations! Everyone likes the music at the end so I'll start to tell you who it is. This week is Chaverim Shel Natasha (Natasha's Friends). | |
Fri, 15 July 2005 Our 20th Show Anniversary! Plus...
Charley's Bogus Adventure
Carol's Lightening Round
More Orange Antics
More PA Problems
Jewish Olympics
Shout Outs and....
A Special Musical Selection Israelisms Podcast was nominated for Best Cultural/Political Podcast Award for the First Annual Podcast Awards. If you'd like to vote for us...please go to http://www.podcastawards.com . You're actually allowed to vote once a day! | |
Fri, 8 July 2005 Terror in London, Live 8, Charley's standup, Broken TV, and so many bracelets.
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Tue, 5 July 2005 Our first Soundseeing Tour! Carol and Charley go to the Wailing Wall. Better turn the volume up a bit, though. But we'll get that right next time. Guess which one is Carol
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Fri, 1 July 2005 Gay Pride, Road blockers, iTunes 4.9, Oxford/Cambridge students like Charley, and best of all...Carol gets kicked out of the Wailing Wall. It's a new month, gang. So PLEASE vote for us at Podcast Alley. As always, I'll make it easy for you. It's really important to Carol. Just click on the link below: http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=1806
Quote of the day: "Jews Don't Expel Jews....they just move 'em a little bit" | |
Fri, 24 June 2005 Heavy Metal in Israel, girl bombers, Charley's standup, Tom Cruise, Carol's shout-outs, and of course...questions you get at the airport. | |
Fri, 17 June 2005 We have a special guest....our daughter, Samantha! We talk about Shavuot; Charlton Heston; military action outside our house; caricatures; Herschel Bernardi; and Jerusalem Speak. | |
Fri, 10 June 2005 Happy Shavuot? Go make some cheese! Charley's new workout video; Israeli basketball; idiot thieves; "exciting" soccer; more politics and messy kids. We still need more votes And we got interviewed by Bazooka Joe from Small World Podcast...a great podcast, by the way. | |
Fri, 3 June 2005 Happy Week With No Holidays! We use new equipment, but not perfected. Join the "LJL Movement". More disengagement talk and shouting. Charley rants and Carol discovers a new cause to further.
It's a new month. For Carol's sake...VOTE. Here, I'll make it easy for you:
http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=1806 | |
Fri, 27 May 2005 Happy Lag B'Omer!! Burn some stuff. We're famous now, by the way. Cannes Film congrats. NY Jewish hecklers. Want the best hummus in the world? | |
Fri, 20 May 2005 Madonna! Does that get your attention? And some desperate political wives. Traffic jams, a hard of hearing Chief Rabbi's wife, more rants, and man...is it a hot one today. Just a typical day in Israel. | |
Fri, 13 May 2005 Independence Day barbecuing, the Chief Rabbi's rough family, basketball world champs, a teachers' strike, and Carol has her own pick for Moron of the Week! | |
Fri, 6 May 2005 Happy Israeli Fourth of July!! (or Independence Day) We talk about what those wacky Israelis do on Independence Day, and how they don't know how to barbecue. Also, power breakfast, festivals, and the Final Four!! And Carol with her shout-outs. | |
Fri, 29 April 2005 Ezer Weizman memorial...rioting (and sex) with the ultra-orthodox...a defense to settler violence...and the Moron(s) of the Week Award goes to........ | |
Fri, 15 April 2005 Alan Abbey, editor of YNetNews, joins Charley & Carol on the show. Paul, from Chicago, gives Israel the tourism boost idea we need. And Carol rants even though she promised not to! Look out. | |
Tue, 12 April 2005 Special Edition Podcast Rob Walch of Podcast411 interviewed Charley about Israelisms Podcast and podcasting in general...oh yeah...and the gorgeous women in Israel... Listen to the interview here or go to Podcast411 for this and other interviews. Good job, and thanks Rob. It was a lot of fun!! | |
Fri, 8 April 2005 Emails, we get emails. The re-engagement, aliyah, things around the wrist...And The Moron Of The Week Award goes to........ | |
Fri, 1 April 2005 April Fools! Israel leaps an hour ahead on a Thursday night? And Charley & Carol talk about the conversion law, the budget, and other things that have to do with the kids being out of control. | |
Fri, 25 March 2005 It's Purim!! Find out about Charley's poor choice of costume. Be confused as to which parts of the country celebrates Purim when. And are elections, again, right around the corner? | |
Fri, 18 March 2005 Charley & Carol talk about the importance of American Idol in Israel! Or not. Plus more disengagement rants, budget votes, and Charley's stand-up. Don't miss this one. | |
Fri, 11 March 2005 This week Charley & Carol talk about pillow fights, the Sasson Report, that wacky Yigal Amir...and American Idol! | |
Fri, 4 March 2005 Charley & Carol's Premier Podcast. We talk about life in Israel and how funny it can be. Especially that wacky disengagement! Enjoy. | |
Wed, 31 December 1969 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAROL! Birthday greetings from some friends; Rosh Hashana Recap; Yom Kippur to come; Move over to Podcast Pickle; A little bit of politics; and an upcoming interview on YOU ARE THE GUEST Podcast with host, Bill Grady. Links and thanks to: Sam from The SG Show Jeff from This and That w/Jeff and Pat Eric from There Are Jews In Alabama Bazooka Joe from Small World Podcast Our closing song is called "LaZooze" (To Move), performed by supergroup, HaDag Nachash | |
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