Fri, 28 November 2008 YES WE CAN! Charley sticks to his guns and his mission to Stop Shas one facebook member at a time. Shas in the mean time gives him plenty of ammunition as Rabbi Yosef once again shows how dangerous he can be to Israeli society. Madness in Mubai has us glued to the TV The UN had a party and we were NOT invited. Jerusalem returns to the zionists! Bibi tries dazzling the public with the rock stars of Israeli politics. And tomorrow November 29th is the day we made it on the map! Take that Ahmadinejad! Comments[7] |
Fri, 21 November 2008 STOP SHAS! I blame Obama! Check out Charley's new facebook group here. Stop Shas! This weeks poll has Bibi on top of Tzipi...;-)! Just say no to Durban II Are the patriarchs rolling over in their graves at the events in Hebron? No divine inspiration for Shas as they steal Obama's campaign slogan. Have a great week you guys! Comments[4] |
Sat, 15 November 2008 THE 64 CRAYOLA CRAYON QUESTION? If Meretz is the new Labor Party then is Labor the new Likud? Where will the madness end? Another member of Shas gets the Go Directly to Jail card for fraud. Hope remains eternal in Jerusalem. Nir Barkat wins the election. Can he save the city? Hamas breaks the ceasefire. No options to renew included in the lease at this time. Olmert tries to ruin Kadima and Livni. Can someone please arrest him already?,p> Gilad Shalit forced to wait till February. Shame on all who can fight for him but do not. Good by to the visiting Warady Tribe. It was a blast! Comments[5] |
Fri, 7 November 2008 CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON! The world celebrates Obama. However not as much as the Warady clan! Late night to early morning crazy insomnia fun was had by all. After catching up on sleep we continue to party with the family. I can't believe how much I have been eating. Jews and food...who would have thought! Thunder and lightning in the White House. How will our election look? Lots of advice from our panel of experts! The cease fire has been broken. Anyone got any super glue or masking tape handy? We remember Rabin. CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA! You are again the place where anything is possible! Comments[10] |
Fri, 31 October 2008 ROCK THE VOTE AND VOTE FOR OBAMA! Shas wants to know what it can do for you! The Taxpayers revolt coming to the knesset nearest you! Porush wants secular Jews in Jerusalem. Actually just their money. The left's Jerusalem conundrum. Barkat or Porush? They should just all VOTE FOR OBAMA! Don't forget to check Charley out on the web election eve. AND VOTE FOR OBAMA. OBAMA- HE IS GOOD FOR THE JEWS and all of America! Happy Halloween. Eat plenty of candy and VOTE FOR OBAMA! Comments[6] |
Sat, 25 October 2008 MURDER AND MAYHEM Murder/suicide case grabs the nations attention. People want to know why. Nasrallah eats some bad hummus and he who should not be named will not be named anymore. How many saints are needed to go marching in? Shas is officially in bed with Netanyahu. And I thought they were against gay marriage! Our family is in town! Let the merry making and mayhem commence! |
Fri, 17 October 2008 STOP THE COWS! A veritable hodge podge of Israeli delights & a little Obama mania For good measure. Election fever here(Israel) there (Jerusalem) and everywhere (USA) And you thought you have job pressures- look at poor Hassan Nasrallah. Note to PFLP- Think twice before you mess with Yvette. Pirates of the Caribbean Israeli style. Win lunch with Carol! No rules. Just cash up front! |
Sat, 11 October 2008 IT'S YAM KIPPUR RETARD! Fast? What fast? It's all about the food. Next up- Sukkot. Telephone booth's and restaurant booths do not apply. The stone that lit the match. Riots in Akko. Or how many akko's to a dunam. Twenty five more days. Will Charley make it? Happy Birthday Michael, Michelle and Rachky! |
Fri, 3 October 2008 OUR REWARD IS IN HEAVEN Grace and intelligence beats out six pack joe and the soccer moms. A surge of our own. The financial crisis leads to a new surge in virulent antisemitism. Collective punishment in Jerusalem? Rightists have been wrongest. And Carol does it.....AGAIN! G'mar chatima tova. May you all be written in the book of life. |
Sat, 27 September 2008 NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S Happy New Year almost. The preparations begin in the Warady household. Carol promises to make amends to Charley for 28 years of suffering. Vigilantes not wanted. Sir Paul McCartney may have the answer to the hummus wars. Will he reveal his secret? Are Shasniks afraid of Charley? Are we crazy for getting up at 4am? TO ALL OUR LISTENERS WE WISH A HAPPY HEALTHY NEW YEAR. |
Fri, 19 September 2008 PRIMARY COLORS Red would be the color of the faces of the polling companies who all got it wrong on the primary results. And the networks who couldn't wait fifteen minutes in their bid to outdo each other. Green is for Shas because its the color of money. Well in the US at least! Yellow is for Netanyahu and the Likud who want elections now under the premise of democracy and the fact they all have amnesia about Israeli history. They are afraid Tzipi just might put it all together. Instead they'll refer to her as a "girl" -tactics of scaredy cats. Blue is for Tzipi! The true blue hope of a nation! |
Fri, 12 September 2008 GENERAL HOSPITAL Luke and Laura played by Charley and Carol go to the hospital so Luke (Charley) can have a CT scan. Laura (Carol) prays for a bout of amnesia. No McDreamies or McSteamies in this episode. There's an opening on the psych ward for Ahmadenijad. CSI:TEL AVIV The body of four year old Rose has been found. Deri adds more spice to the pot that is the Jerusalem mayoral campaign but it could lead to food poisoning which means a trip to the ER and George Clooney doesn't work there anymore. |
Fri, 5 September 2008 THE MUPPET SHOW We left the sealed room this week and ventured out for a stroll in the Mamilla Mall and dinner at Dolphin Yam. One thing leads to another as Sarkozy visits Damascus. We get to talk about Gilad Shalit, Hezbollah's threats, Iran and Gaza. Not politics as usual as the race for mayor of Jerusalem heats up. We provide the balance for Fox News as we talk about what we think of Palin and McCain. |
Fri, 29 August 2008 A GOOD THING IN A SHORT PACKAGE Just a slightly shorter cast this week as our battery runs out. We fit it ALL in. A tragedy grips the public here. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction and harder to follow as we learn about the death of a four year old girl. Hamas ups the ante in their game of Lets Make A Deal. Behind door #1 is Gilad Shalit who has celebrated his third birthday as a captive held by Hamas. Iran sets up a missile system in its suburb, Lebanon as protection for Teheran from an Israeli or US strike. We are without a government to deal with the real threat from Iran. The Voice of Peace sails on. Abie Natan dies at age 81. Thanks El Gecko!
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Fri, 22 August 2008 NOT MUCH GREY MATTER LEFT Its the bronze age for the seafaring people of Israel. Shimon Peres actually can remember the Bronze Age as we wish him a happy 85th birthday! Hezbollah no I mean Lebanon oops I think Hezbollah is threatening Israel. Its actually all one and the same now. Hamas steps on Egypt's last nerve. MePeace reviewed. Chastity belts in Mea Shearim as they return to the dark ages. The Mod Squad faces arrest causing unrest in the hood. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUDY! |
Fri, 15 August 2008 GEORGIA ON MY MIND Charley worries about friends in Atlanta and the break away southern states. The politics of an Israeli education. What's hot and what's not. Talansky and The Order of the FBI. How much money is he hiding in his chamber of secrets? Still waiting for Gilad Shalit. Maybe by November. This episode brought to you by Charley the good uncle and the stylish Aunt Carol. |
Fri, 8 August 2008 JUST HAVING FUN Every once in a while we just have fun with the podcast and that's what we did this week. Samantha joined us. We talked some politics and some funny stories. A new children's book with an important message. And Carol doesn't know her own kids. Enjoy!! |
Fri, 1 August 2008 SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY Lets look at video of Olmerts journey as he leaves us ( I hope!) on Israeli Idol- The Politicians Edition Survey says! Livni for the win! What are da boyz planning to cook up in the back room. Are we smarter than Hamas? An interesting article from the son of a Hamas commander in the Haaretz magazine. We feed back to a listener and Charley pushes the limits right over the edge. |
Fri, 25 July 2008 HA-PPINESS! Obama mania comes to Israel. How can you not vote for a man who can execute a 3 point shot from the corner? Nothing but net! Men behaving badly. Israeli's and Arabs. Even worse the government behaves badly making Ultra Orthodox schools culturally unique. Its the new euphemism for making legal what the governments past and present have been doing illegally and with our money! Gilad's comrades are discharged from the army at the end of their service. They have not forgotten him. A little irony to top things off. Aviv Geffen writes a song for Gilad Shalit. |
Fri, 18 July 2008 NO DIRECTION HOME Private Benjamin gets discharged. Arielle is now a civilian. Israelisms goes to Sundance! The fate of our kidnapped soldiers is confirmed as our nation mourns their deaths. Samir Kuntar reveals the truth. The conflict with Lebanon/Hezbollah/Iran is not over. Their bloodlust continues. The implications for Gilad Shalit. Olmert: Game Over! The Kuntar Video What the Arab world had to say and what the international community didn't. |
Fri, 11 July 2008 AMERICA! LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT?! Dual loyalties or dueling loyalties? Hey we didn't make the rules. BBQ ala Olmert. No ceasing the firing so its time to follow the money and put the squeeze on Hamas. How about Iran just photoshops a nuke instead of the real thing. Invited to our wedding- don't forget your credit card. |
Fri, 4 July 2008 RETURN OF THE JET-I! Our favorite jet setter Charley is home. Sam drops in for a visit. Happy Birthday Samantha, Arielle & America! Future implications of the deal with Hezbollah and the only remaining Lebanese prisoner. A new guide for voting in Israel. The latest terror attack. Instead of going postal he went construction?! |
Fri, 27 June 2008 NO INTRODUCTION NEEDED!
Gay pride parade brings the colors of the rainbow to Jerusalem.
How do you get from Nablus Gate to Damascus Gate? Possibly through Britain.
We have been waiting for Gilad Shalit for two years. Bring him home now.
Olmert gets cold feet in deal with Hezbollah. Olmert can be strong and determined when it comes to his career. Barak willing to run away with tail between legs to save his career.
Cease fire? Who had Tuesday in the pool?
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Sat, 21 June 2008 DEAL OR NO DEAL?
Carol flies solo this week as she rants about Israel's inability to bargain with used car salesmen from Hamas and Hezbollah.
Enjoy as in mid rant Carol looses her train of thought!
What is Carol's favorite pet name for Samir Kuntar?
Shimon Peres has still got it.
Is the rumor true that Tvindy from Brazilianisms tracked down child abuser Rabbi Chen?
Here's hoping that three families in Israel get peace of mind and joy in their lives. |
Fri, 13 June 2008 HURRY UP! We're in a hurry because the battery is about to go. So, it's kind of a short one. But we still have a chance to talk about Israelis For Obama Olmert not stepping down And all sorts of stuff |
Fri, 6 June 2008 TOMMY, WE HARDLY KNEW YE Tommy Lapid passes away - always outspoken, never boring...we will miss him Summer has arrived and the yearly Gay Pride Parade debate has started Hamas can't see the target for the trees If Tzipi Livni is Agent 99...does that make Olmert Maxwell Smart? |
Fri, 30 May 2008 SHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO ABC News radio finally goes to the expert. They couldn't find him so they went to Charley Charley is unemployed and Carol is overemployed Olmert, Olmert, and more Olmert Talk, talk, and more talk |
Fri, 23 May 2008 SPINNING WHEEL GOT 2GO ROUND Spinology - the science of creating something from nothing
Spinologist - anyone who works for Olmert Syrian Spin - We get the Golan for free! Palestinian Spin - We are the stars of the show...see this week's episode of The Love Boat Unsuccessful Spin - Mohammed al Dura unravels |
Fri, 16 May 2008 IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR Arielle, Samantha, Carol, and Charley sit around the table and talk about stuff. News of the day, news of the their lives, and no discernible direction. Hope you enjoy listening as much as we had making it for you. |
Sun, 11 May 2008 THIS JUST IN #1 Welcome to our vidcast!! Here Carol and Charley get a chance to let loose a little and have some fun. Hope you have fun watching! |
Fri, 9 May 2008 FINAL JEOPARDY ANSWER: "WHO IS JACKIE MASON?" Israel's Independence Day..."...something unpredictable, but in the end is right..." Olmert..."...will he stay or will he go now?..." In Beirut..."...everybody was Kung Fu fighting..." Israeli inventions..."Wii will, wii will rock you..." |
Fri, 2 May 2008 A BI GEZUNDT We remember Holocaust Remembrance Day What happened to the Jews of North Africa during the Holocaust 60 Years After...the brave doctors and nurses of Hadassah Har Hatzofim remembered Hats off to Yossi Harel - commander of the Exodus, who died this week What we'd like to forget: Benizri has to go to jail and can't pass go...Olmert in the hot seat again...UNIFIL is full of crap... |
Fri, 25 April 2008 It's A Hot One The show that asks the question...can sex sell Israel? Are old Jewish men really a danger to the US? Does Assad have any honor to defend? Hamas, what's up with them? And finally, how many minutes of oxygen does a sealed room really have? And....here's Sam's movie!
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Fri, 18 April 2008 HAPPY PASSOVER! Chag Sameach, and a Happy Pesach from the Israelisms crew of Charley, Carol, Samantha, and Arielle. Charley is back again and is tired...again Jimmy Carter is making his rounds...woo hoo! JStreet makes its bid to be an alternate AIPAC And Carol and Charley talk about who has better PR and why?
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Fri, 11 April 2008 THE SHOW MUST GO ON! Arielle earns her bribe by filling in for Charley. She is one of my two FAVORITE daughters! Will love conquer all and will the marriage last as two young Haredim get married despite the protests. Katzav decides to roll the dice. Olmert makes more empty statements as we are faced with another terror attack. Hamas fakes it ala When Harry Met Sally. Can't wait till Charley gets back so he can help me clean! Oh and do the show!
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Fri, 4 April 2008 When Irish Eyes Are Smiling Charley visited the emerald Isle with the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour Who really is the most stupid person in the room? The foxes are guarding the hen house in the next UN conference on racism Should you be able to sell bread on Passover in Israel? How do you keep the "Jewish" in the Jewish State? Tension on the Syrian border...Oh just take a pill!! Here is Ray Hanania's response to the article blasting the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour in the Houston student paper and the Electric Intifada.
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Sat, 29 March 2008 On With The Show Charley returns! Tales of the tour. Up close and personal with a Gazan Lights out in Tel Aviv Nyet, nyet, Leiberman CSI: Israel...new DNA database Organ donations and how dead is dead? And Charley is off again and this time to Dublin, Ireland but will be back for the show. Jet lag? What jet lag? |
Fri, 21 March 2008 FAMILY TIES
Sam fills in for Charley on this edition of Israelisms. Happy Purim and Good Friday or is it good that its Friday!? Either way we both agree TGIF! McCain in Sderot and German Chancellor Merkel in the Knesset. Podcasting tips for Bin Laden. Is Syria serious? Say it three times fast! We get gift baskets from Gaza for Purim. Too bad they're sent with qassams. Haven't they heard of fed ex- When you positively have to get it there the same day?! And what are they cooking up in Gaza? So many work accidents in so many days. It can't be good! Charley come home! |
Mon, 17 March 2008 I DID IT! Carol triumphs over technology! And she discovers she can talk for a half hour straight!Holy cow! Sam versus Al Jezeera. The new Israeli and Hamas game. Deal or No Deal. Fun for the whole family! Honeymoon in Paris for Peres. Is a representative government on the way or will the messiah get here first? Can Arielle be bribed? Oh who are we kidding. I miss Charley !
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Fri, 14 March 2008 Doesn't It Figure As Charley is in the States, Carol did a podcast all by herself! But doesn't it figure...when she's ready to post it, the Internet is down in Zur Hadassa. She's trying, folks. Hang in there. Category: general -- posted at: 3:10 PM |
Fri, 7 March 2008 THIRD YEAR'S A CHARM Tough love from the Peanut Gallery The whole crew is together for the Anniversary Show! Terrorist attack in Jerusalem...bombing in Sderot...ya know.... Samantha discovers a new singing sensation...Gal Fisher, singing Ayn Li Kesef B'kisism (No money in my pocket) .......in memory of...... |
Fri, 29 February 2008 Unresolved A peek behind our on-air personalities...oh hell, what you hear is what you get Canada needs to learn geography The survey says...what Israeli voters are thinking...or not What Shas is willing to do for Rabbi Yosef? From Gaza With Love...to Sderot..and Ashkelon. How do we stop this lovefest? Next week is the Big 3! Our 3 Year Anniversary! TELL US WHAT YOU THINK! Warning: Almost intolerable humming at around the 30 minute mark. Sincerest apologies, and I know what I did wrong. It always takes me a couple weeks to get these new things right. (you should listen to the first few podcasts when we first got our fancy mics and mixing board....ouch)
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Fri, 22 February 2008
THEY'RE BAAAAAACK Trying out Garage Band on Carol's new Mac. Needs some fine tooooning. Charley's whirl-wind tour...stories from the road And the nominee is....... Terrorist cars need better safety features! Presidential candidates....who's good for the Jews? |
Sun, 17 February 2008 It just didn't work with what we tried by recording Skype. And then time constraints for Carol and Charley and the whole weirdness of it....we think it's best to wait until Friday when we can give you the great Israelisms you're used to.
Thanks so much for hanging in there with us, and we realize the streak has ended...but let a new streak begin!
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Thu, 14 February 2008 Charley is flying to Los Angeles so we have to wait a bit to do the podcast. Hang in there. Saturday will be just as good! Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:27 PM |
Fri, 8 February 2008 Pre-Game Jitters Charley's bags are packed and some US colleges may never be the same Speaking of college - Israel uses medical marijuana! Hamas could use some as they up the threats and up the rocket barrages on Sderot The IDF retaliates because of the qassams that injured two girls The Official Endorsement: ISRAELISMS BACKS OBAMA causing the Clinton campaign to fall apart Follow Charley around at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website. |
Fri, 1 February 2008 Winograd Report And Other Snowjobs We're melting! Once again some terrorists inconvenience Charley The report is in and everyone is talking Egypt will reseal the border with Gaza...if Hamas lets them And speaking of Hamas - they make us an offer we CAN refuse Attack on the Israeli embassy in Mauritania? Follow Charley's tour at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website! |
Fri, 25 January 2008 Miss Congeniality Oh...Canada! Two words for Turkey The UN should watch Fox News and learn the term "fair and balanced" 4200 Red (luft) Balloons in the New York sky Thousands of Gazans go shopping in Egypt Nasrallah is the new Frankenstein The ultra-orthodox of Bet Shemesh do the right thing And we get ready for the Red Carpet! Read about Charley (kinda) in the LA Times |
Fri, 18 January 2008 The Triumphant Return After a great show in Chicago, Charley returns to HSW (home, sweet home). Carol brings us up to speed with everything missed. And it's nice to be back in the freezing cold studio! Here's something for your viewing pleasure! Comments[13] |
Fri, 11 January 2008 Live From Chicago......NOT! But we had a backup plan and here it is. Just to let you know...Chicago has been great so far and we'll tell you about it next week! |
Fri, 4 January 2008 North By Northwest Carol's past returns to haunt her Iowa picks Obama and Huckabee...Who should Israelisms pick? Charley finds "the majority" to be complacent...maybe if it was a Facebook app... Five agorot for your thoughts - not anymore! Law & Order...and Nablus No lip reading on the Temple Mount and no parking in Jerusalem when Bush is here. How much potassium nitrate in your coffee?...and other trends from Gaza And it's off to Chicago!! |
Fri, 28 December 2007 HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Our last podcast....for 2007! This isn't a wrap-up podcast and we don't go over the past year. We don't talk about the things we covered in 2007, and there are no New Year's resolutions. We talk about a funeral! In memory of Yosef Mintz. He had a big influence on Carol's life, and we attended his funeral. We talk about the differences in funerals here and getting together with some old friends. 
And of course there's talk about Hamas and Olmert and the usual suspects. Also, there is a new political party in town and it was started by us! Check it out on Facebook and it's called Harove (the Majority). Happy New Year, everybody. Let's have a great 2008 together. |
Fri, 21 December 2007 It's A Wonderful Life 'Tis the season! Pilgrims in proper American pilgrim's attire make their way to Bethlehem as Charley & Carol have plans as well Haim Ramon makes an indecent proposal - or rather a deal - to get his proposal through the Knesset Sderot suffers, but the terrorists suffer more (we hope) You can't take the Jewish out of the Jewish State although Adalah and the Roman Catholic leader i Jerusalem want to try What's a "family" these days, anyway - same sex couples can adopt children Charley disagrees with Yoel Marcus and hell did NOT freeze over!! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!....from where it all began |
Fri, 14 December 2007 The Big Fish Max's road to recovery. Do Israeli baseball players use steroids? These and other questions remain unanswered in an exclusive interview with a player on the Bet Shemesh Blue Sox!! Hamas has big plans for the Israeli public. Wish we could have gotten some of what the people in Gaza were treated to...How often is THAT ever said! The Chief Rabbi and Hasan Nasrallah both having a bad day. Two states for one people? The anti-Jewish state solution. And it's a GOLD ribbon for Jerusalem....duuuuuh! |
Fri, 7 December 2007 CHAPPY CHANUKAH Sufganyot and beating the Greeks....again The best kept secret in Haifa revealed! Tie a yellow ribbon round the old city... Abbas needs a blood transfusion thanks to Egypt and Saudi Arabia Hamas upgrades and the PA has a radio contest. For $150, Alex, the question is, "Who heroically invaded half of Europe?" The abortion issue reaches Israel - like we don't have enough conflict! And who is NOT in the film about Reform Jews making aliyah? Samantha joins us, so you know it's gonna be good!! |
Sat, 1 December 2007 The After-Show Show We're on the road! We do most of this show after the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour's show at the Ambassador Hotel in Jerusalem. We talk with Samantha, Ray Hanania, and special guest star of this tour, Sherif Hedayat! Nothing like a bunch of comedians getting together after a show. Here are a few pics for you. 
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