The Best Laid Plans

Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving!

We don't hate anybody. Just some of the things they do.

Israel needs freedom of religion and the group Hiddush is all over it!

Our friend Ray's plan for peace. Give peace a chance. And the article by Bradley Burston in Haaretz.

Settlement freeze...Gilad Shalit talks freeze...must be winter already

Move over Tel Aviv...the Golan Heights is coming!!

ENOUGH!

Religious coercion how do I hate thee! Let me count the ways!

When West becomes East. Someone needs a compass.

Mofaz and his new reality show "The Biggest Loser"!

Supreme court justice unclear on the concept that freedom is not for prisoners!

Law makers unclear on the concept that there should be no hour minors can buy alcohol!

Have a great Thanksgiving!

Down But Not Out

Carol bounces back from surgery to podcasting. You can't keep a good podcaster down

The Goldstone that won't go away

The GA is a wrap

Obama backs off

Haredim protest against people that work

And so much more....

AN ADVENTURE IN TIME AND SPACE

Time travel with us back to October 6th!

We want our MTV! MTV Israel coming to a TV near us soon!

Sacramento Kings for the win! At least one anyway! Omri Casspi is fierce!

Gold versus Goldstone.

Iran shipment of arms to Hezbollah foiled by Israel. New Hezbollah Tshirt- We wanted arms and all we got were guns and rockets! Budumchum!

The waiter did it and other crimes recently solved in Israel.

Our thoughts are with the victims of Fort Hood.

SEND US SOME REESE'S WHIPPS! IT'S HALLOWEEN!

Can we stop pretending to be happy about the rain yet?

Israeli's are everywhere. Now they're even in the NBA!

A Palestinian homosexual and a religious settler- no its not the start of a joke! Anything is possible in the land of the unbelievable.

News Alert: Egypt slips and recognizes Israel as the Jewish State!

Amnesty International fudges on the water issues and the media never bother to check.

Brace yourselves! Charley and Carol ratchet it up a notch or two!

OFF THE CUFF AND INTO THE FRYING PAN

Who owned White Fang and who owned just plain Fang?

When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie..thats Israelisms!

Iran yada yada yada.

Is there room in that report for Goldstone's ego?

A little bit of good PR for Israel and the truth about the Temple Mount.

Agreeing with LEIBERMAN and YOSSI SARID? Get me some Lithium coz I must be bipolar!

A video you all need to see: UN Testimony

TOW TO THE COW

Human's versus felines.

Kanye West meets Anne Frank.

The inmates are running the asylum!

All you need for justice is an automatic voting posse to back you up. Proof and fairness need not apply!

Middle East Amnesia plagues the area. Latest victim is Turkey.

How much can you get for a Feiglin?

The Obama Effect- and we aren't talking about his good looks.

NO BELL PEACH PIE (Hat tip Jawbone Radio)

Most of us had to look twice. Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize! Congratulations.

Maybe the US administration should worry more about US anti Obama incitement. In the words of Jon Stewart 'Conservatives hate Obama more than they love their country" However far be it from us not to offer some advice.

Hamas and Fatah reunion tour?

The FOURTEENTH annual Save Al Aqsa From Danger Rally says it all!

Ducking shoes Abbas pulls out an old trick from Arafat's goodie bag.

Nominate Charley & Ray of the Israeli Palestinian Comedy tour for 2010 Nobel Prize for Peace! Spread the word!

NAPTIME

Yom Kippur down. Succot to go.<. What does Roman Polanski have to do with Ehud Barak and the Goldstone report? Hey we don't know either!

Return of the Qassam. Sequel to Qassam's over Sderot.

Hey look over here! How Iran plays the game.

Egypt's biggest loser!

The video of Gilad Shalit. A sign of life after 3 long years.

And if you're into Superheroes, check out Lil Red's blog

IT'S YAM KIPPUR RETARD!

The blessing of the Leonard Cohen! Is Beyonce far behind?

The times they are a changing.

Checkpoint Charley at Tzur Hadassah!

What's wrong with Goldstone? Diagnosis: Terminal stupidity

Bravo Bibi!

Obama, Bibi & Abbas have a UN Tweetup!

Gmar Chatima Tova! Chag Sameach!

GET READY TO PARTY!

We're going to party like its 5770!

What am I? Chopped liver?

Hey for once it wasn't Hezbollah! UNIFIL however is the same ol same ol.

An Israeli tragedy. The death of Asaf Ramon son of Ilan Ramon an Israeli hero.

Guilty! Now lets investigate! or How the UN deals with Israel.

To all our listeners have a great year! We wish you health. All the rest will work itself out!

FREE GILAD SHALIT!

EIGHT YEARS AFTER

Look out Jerusalem! Here comes Charley and Carol!

Torture worse than waterboarding.

Where in the world was Bibi Netanyahu?

What not to do if you think you might have swine flu.

Its better to be a male in Gazan society says someone who has made the change.

Anyone know where I can find some shmaltz? No seriously.

ENEMIES WITHIN

Madonna makes Tel Aviv rock!

Haredi land for peace deal.

Is there one more Go To Jail card left in the deck for Leiberman?

Negotiating with Hamas is the definition of insanity. Unfortunately for Gilad Shalit the government has been insane for 3 years and counting.

Ethiopian children start school in Petach Tikva after a hard lesson in elitism.

When is a freeze not really a freeze and how many ice cubes needed to keep it that way.

Does Bibi see the real dangers as he focuses on Iran's nukes? We sure hope so.

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

#GiladShalit makes the trending topics on Twitter!

Hey Meshaal, ever hear of the phone, an SMS or a tweet?

Sweden- Just sue their pants off!

Religous schools in Petach Tikva that have size issues as Ethiopian students just don't fit.

Leiberman is the Foreign Minister from Bizarro World or should be.

Why does education have to get political?

Happy Birthday Judy!

If you want to read Charley's last novel (unpublished as yet) it's posted on Authonomy. Leave comments and back it!

PLANET ISRAELISMS

The King of Ratings is dead.

In your face Tel Aviv! Jerusalem 1st!

The UN resolution against Hamas killing Gazan civilians...that never was.

Mubarek goes to Washington.

Law and Order: Waiting for the start in Israel.

Netanyahu sure can pick em!

No Mattress Sales here on Memorial Day!

One of the few things we agreed on- Abbas and Bibi are no Begin and Sadat!

Hats off to Rep Barney Frank

STATISTICALLY SPEAKING

What would you do when faced with the picture of spitting mad?

Al Quds Army. A guilty party looking for a crime.

Oy! Don't kiss the mezzuzah!

Is it better to be legally or politically minded. Sheikh Jarrah revisited.

Someone in Fatah finally puts the blame squarely where it belongs.

The guitar hero of Ben Yehuda!

STARRING SAMANTHA!

Sheikh Jarrah where history doesn't follow a straight line! A legal case that made world leaders with no regard for history react in knee jerk fashion. What a smart leader would have done.

Tragedy in Tel Aviv. Murder at a GLBT center.

A dog named Anwar.

Fatah concludes Israel killed Arafat and now there will be an inquiry to see if there is any validity to their statement! And these guys are WINNING the PR war!!!

Filed under DUH! HRW states that Hamas committed war crimes.

Check out Religion_State

Take 30 seconds and sign the petition for Gilad.

Remember to use #israelisms in your tweets!

REVERT BACK!

Tisha B'Av and the birth of Charley. A coincidence?

Where in the world is Avigdor Leiberman?

NY Times pictures Betar Illit as an Israeli town who would pull up stakes for a peace deal. Who wants to bet on that?

Hillary- Keep your defensive umbrella for a rainy day.

Demonizing Obama? Is that really the way to go?

In true Israelisms tradition Carol and Charley argue even when they are agreeing!

Twitter about Israelisms! Use #israelisms when you do so we can keep track of comments.

UM BOP

Haredi crank phone calls and why the Deputy Minister of Health is a crank!

Justice is served up cold to a bad judge and the criminal he didn't convict.

Whose East Jerusalem is it anyway!

Bibi is losing his grip and so he tries to tighten it some more.

Why isn't Gilad Shalit the flavor of the month like Iran seems to be?

An excellent response to the response to the Cellcom commercial.

Join the Israelisms twitter revolution! Tweet us your comments!

Oh and in case I didn't get to mention it Free #gilad now!

TWO CONSENTING ADULTS

Podcast history. Carol and Charley agree. At least for this week!

Cover your ears! Carol slips up!

Freak show on Ben Yehuda and we weren't part of it!

Starve a child Feed the Eda Haredit?! Haredim desecrate Jerusalem.

Where the next section of the security fence should go.

A great Israeli commercial for a change. Props to cellcom!

Instead of fasting for Gaza these Jews should be trying to free Gilad Shalit. Freeing Gilad will free Gaza.

SWEET SIXTEEN

We have a full house in the studio as we are joined by our niece Emma and her friend Tessa who are visiting Israel. Oh and Sam's with us too! Arielle makes a guest appearance so you see what we mean by full house.

Tales of trekking through Israel by our intrepid 16 year old hikers.

Bibi's 100. He didn't do it in 72!

Hog Heaven in Israel. Is that kosher?

Follow @freegilad on twitter. Mubarek and the G-8 talk but Hamas isn't listening.

SLEEPLESS IN TZUR HADASSA

We try to make podcast magic on 3 hours of sleep!

Can someone remind me what we talked about on this podcast?

Oh yeah, luggage, camp, honor among dogs,The Wizard of Oz, Karl Malden,when is an afternoon just 4pm and the 4th of July of course!

Looking for something Israeli? Try chocolate burekas!

Free #Gilad!

#GILAD

Write on! Cleveland Jewish Schools!

Waiter is that a roach in my food or is this a meeting of Shas MKs?

Give the ultra orthodox enough targets and they may be too busy to notice the Gay Pride Parade in Jerusalem.

One state, two states, Israeli state or Jewish state.

Free Gilad Shalit and I'll go to the Kotel and pray in a skirt! Me (Carol) not Charley! Offer expires August 31st! Although if you'd rather see Charley in a skirt.....

Happy Almost Birthday Sam!

ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEN

The Iranian fight for democracy as seen on Twitter!

If Bibi spoke while Obama was playing golf would anybody hear him?

Teaching Bibi the art of tennis. Back hand that ball into THEIR court if you wanna win the game.

The religion of fashion.

Singing MK's from Kadima. That's right. Do not adjust your reading glasses!

Read Carol's article on Why I Moved To Israel

THEY PAVED PARADISE

Charley and Carol boldly go where no man has gone before!

89 year old antisemite goes on a shooting spree at the Holocaust Museum in DC and NO it wasn't former President Jimmy Carter!

Leiberman and Yisrael Beitanu are all bark and no bite.

Gay Pride Parade in Tel Aviv! Eli Yishai unclear on the concept. Wants people to parade in private!

The mayor of Jerusalem has forgotten who put him in office and folds in the face of Haredi violence.

Obviously its better to have cars just drive around and around on Shabbat!

CHARLEY HUSSEIN WARADY

The world is divided into 2 groups of people. And then there's Carol.

Hussein goes to the mountain. Obama's speech on the mount! Well Cairo.

What did he just say? or Did we all hear the same speech?

Israeli entertainer upset when he learns what his name means in English.

Im Tirtzue. The new zionists with the cool T shirts. I want one!

I'M NOT BIBI!

We celebrate Shavuot also known as Lactose Tolerance Day!

Jerusalem Tweetup fun in the Armenian Quarter of the Old City!

Dad, What's Gonorrhea?

Tel Aviv parties "all night long"!

Abbas trying to peddle Pan Arab Peace in Washington.

And Carol is NOT Bibi! ( She represents the SMART right leaning public)

Happy Birthday Jessica!

MAD WORLD

America got it wrong! But we're really mad at Haaretz and Channel 10 for spoiling the Idol results.

Charley is mad at Bibi.

I'm mad at the new PA plan of Muslim rule for the Old City dressed up as a compromise.

We are NOT mad at the High Court for ruling in favor of government funding for Reform and Conservative conversions.

We are NOT mad at the FBI for the great job in stopping a terrorist attack against a Jewish Center in Riverdale.

But I am just a little mad @avidichter for not following me!

SO THE POPE AND BUNNIE COME TO ISRAEL

Whether you are killed or murdered the bottom line is you are still not here. The Pope speaks at Yad Ve Shem.

The taking of Ramat Aviv. The blacks are coming. No NOT those blacks!

Bibi does Egypt! The enemy of our enemy becomes our friend.

All eyes on Washington as Bibi goes to meet the first US President with the comedic timing of a pro. Is Bibi out of his league?

WE ACT LIKE WE'RE 4!

Sam I Am is here with us to celebrate.

People you don't meet on a train. Carol's almost tweet up!

Leiberman stars in AN ISRAELI IN PARIS and other European countries.

When Bibi meets Obama. All eyes on the White House.

If you have bad hair work for Shas!

ISRAEL AND THE JUICE

We remember all the soldiers who sacrificed their lives so that we could have a podcast called Israelisms!

61 years old and still optimistic. The State not us!

If Leiberman can make the top 100 is Charley not far behind?

Hamthrax on rye hold the pickle.

What's the meaning of all this Jew talk or as Ray would say- " I didn't know they were Jews I just thought they were Jew-ish!

@carolw from @charley w LANGUAGE!

Getting ready for flag hanging here in the lone star state!

What does it mean for Israel to be a Jewish State and why is it important?

Durban 2 and why sequels suck.

Why the Eyew should not base its ties to Israel on the conflict with the Palestinians.

Leiberman is a moderate?

IDF probe of Gaza Operation. For some its only a good probe if we are guilty of something.

THE MONKEY SHEIKH

We reminisce about the good old old days of our first visit to Israel.

Carol rivals Dan Quayle in a momentary spelling brain freeze.

We both enjoy watching from the sidelines as Egypt takes on Nasrallah.

Charley has a theory.

The BBC admits mistakes with regards to Israel?? Hell hasn't even frozen over!!

Follow Sam on twitter.@samanthawarady and vote for Adam Lambert on Idol for us!

Take a look at our new promo video thanks to Tvindy!

THE DAY AFTER

Post Seder food hangover for Charley and Carol. We take family time and Skype to the extreme.

Birkat Hachama! Let the sunshine! Every 28 years its back where it started from and we are thankful.

Everyone please toss a bucket of water in the Kinneret! Now everyones lawn will look like ours!!

Is Haaretz becoming the new Foxnews of the left?

And the band did not play on. The PA stops the music.

Happy Passover and Happy Easter. Pick one!

OLMERT IS NOT THE PRIME MINISTER! HAS A NICE RING TO IT!

Happy Birthday Tel Aviv!

Olmert did it his way. Bibi gives good speech. And Livni! Who was that masked woman!

The fun with Leiberman begins.

Tragedy in Bat Ayin.

Be a Passover rebel. Eat rice!

And remember, a vote for Adam Lambert is a vote for Israelisms! Vote and vote often!

WE DIGRESS AND REGRESS BACK!

Holy Rockin Robin Batman this podcast is a twitter!

Bibi vs Barak- Its almost a TKO for Bibi!

The media is playing Deal or No Deal with the Shalit deal.

When is a police commander a child? When Hamas says so!

The Haifa Mall that almost was no more.

And remember that a vote for Adam Lambert on Idol is a vote for Israelisms!

THIS IS YOUR CENSOR CALLING!

Wonderphone mania!

Dealing with the ugly side of war. Lets do it and do it right.

The UN and what they want to believe. What happens when Hamas themselves proves them wrong....absolutely nothing.

Gilad Shalit. 1000 days. Hamas dictates the rules of this twisted game and our government agreed to play along.

A trial for Katzav is on the way...finally.

Will a fortnight be enough?

Here's the link for the YouTube video that Arielle took ISRAEL BUS DANCER

BAH HUMBUG!

A great Purim was not had by all especially our dog Elvis.

Some people should be fined for being stupid.

Sex lies and our former President. What NOT to do when faced with criminal accusations.

The Palestinians support of Hamas instead of a leadership that will lead them to a better life.

Charley awaits the rise and spectacular fall of Bibi and his rightist coalition.

Swedes gone wild.

Gilad Shalit. Day 992. May he be freed before it reaches 1000.

Tonka toys for Palestinians. To help them act out their aggressions and save lives!

What's worse- A) Holding the money to rebuild Gaza until there is a real cease fire or B} Rebuild and bomb it again when they continue to launch rockets at us. We report. You decide!

Leiberman wants his cake and he will eat it too!

An officer but not a gentleman. Is it the lap dance or the lie?

Get out your costumes and your alcoholic beverage of choice and party like its Purim! Chag Sameach everyone!

HUNKERING DOWN

Is it the bad weather or the future coalition that makes us feel the need to hunker down.

The thug blinks first in a stand off with Shas.

Sing it loud sing , it proud. The ladies pray at the Western Wall and they were not silent about it.

Waltz With Bashir is a winner in our book.

If you could ask Hillary Clinton a question what would it be?

Carol is not IN SYNC. She is more like a member of the MONKEE'S!

The Ultra Orthodox have become pirates in Mea Shearim. Aaar matey!

Under the WTF were you thinking category- The United Nations of course.

Seating arrangements for the next knesset. Who will be sitting at the head table?

No matter where you sit. To the right or to the left. Lets bring Gilad Shalit home already!

ITS NOT OUR FAULT... ITS THE STINKIN SYSTEM

Of all the things the Brits left behind that we use why or why the parliamentary system of government.And of course we had to put our own twist on it!

Lieberman as finance minister??!! Evidently he has more money to clean.

Peres gets to pick the winner. And that could mean that the loser actually wins! Is your head spinning yet?

Shas proves they are Satanists. Fitting for this Friday the thirteenth.

Place your bets as to which of Charley's scenarios pans out.

Whatever happens will you be my Valentine?

CHARLES IN CHARGE

Charley's adventures in the shuk or is it souk and if its souk then why is it pronounced shuk?

Carol gets lost wandering down memory lane.

Get out the vote. Charley reveals who he picks. Carol pleads for help. In either case 'Buckle your seatbelts, its going to be a bumpy flight!"

Hey, I want Charles in charge of me!

If you haven't already....sign the petition

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/tap12009/

VOTING ANXIETY

How we wish it would rain.

What's 3% of next to nothing?

Help Carol choose- Who should she vote for? We'll tally the votes and may the best candidate win!

The Turkish President faces off with Shimon Peres.

Who's your mama? Legal precedent to be set in Israel.

JUST JACK

Our old friend Jack steals the show as we comment on his comment and others like him.

Charley helps keep Austin weird!

No good deed goes unpunished.

Hat advice from Aretha and other inaugural tidbits.

Who is the new guy in the middle east?

A little bit of truth comes out of Gaza.

STANDING STRONG

Joe The Plumber is coming to fix our garbage disposal.

Rockets from Lebanon hit the North f Israel and Hezbollah is quick to say "it ain't me babe." It was Hamas in Lebanon which is to say Iran.

Ceasefire? Israel still hasn't found what its looking for.

The crimes of Hamas. Join Charley's facebook group and find out more.

Our hats off to the strength the citizens of the south and all the citizens whose sons and brothers and husbands are fighting to protect us.

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THE SEVENTH DAY

On the seventh day Israel cannot rest. Seven days ago Israel launched a major offensive against the Hamas government in Gaza.

Rockets land in Beer Sheva and Ashdod. How many seconds do you have to seek shelter. 15, 30, or 45 seconds.

Cyber terrorists strike Ynet.

What do we want- Three no's- no more rockets, no more bombings and no more arming of Hamas. Wanted- Supervisor for Hamas Any takers?

Oh and Woy Woy Woy we are 200 episodes old! We thank you all for listening and having fun with a couple of crazy people from Israel.

Special Guest Appearance by RAY HANANIA, of The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Happy New Year, everybody.

Yisrael Chazaka could be a party of choice

It's still raining Kassams down south

Two Thumbs Up for "Angels In America". I know....we're late

WE NEED A MIRACLE!

Its hard all over and Fonzie's scheming isn't helping!

Labor preaches safe sex! and other ridiculous campaign tactics.

No more ceasefire. Hey the media and the politicians said there was one. Have they ever lied to us before?! Oh who are they kidding. Why us thats who!

We disagree on the fundamental way to change the dynamic in Gaza and we do what we do best when we disagree.

How do you say lawsuit in Russian? A tragedy this week as 24 Russian tourists are killed in a bus crash.

Happy Chanukah, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all you guys!

ONE FISH TWO FISH

Carol may once again be stylish as The Gap and H&M will be coming to Israel.

It's the election stupid! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Israeli politics and some things you'll wish you didn't.

And no the Governor of Illinois did not get his political start in Israel!

An example of how to correctly use the Israeli phrase "I'll show him from where the fish pisses-
A member of the UN and the Israeli ambassador to the UN are talking.
UN Member- " I hear the head of the General Assembly is going to try and stop you from speaking.
Israeli Ambassador- " That's what he thinks! I'll show him from where the fish pisses!

THE FIRST ANNUAL REALLY BIG MEAL DAY

Charley is declared the funniest comedian in Israel!

Sam gets an Italian cat.

The House of contention- no it is not our house! Flames in Hebron and inflammatory language in the studio as we talk about the anti zionist radical right in Hebron. Eviction or evacuation- you say tomato.....

Election 2009 A fair and balanced discussion- no really!
The return of the Likud.

Special thanks to @ Rachky for the cornbread recipe!